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Reviews for Azof and the Farmer's Wife

By : kspence
  • From FirstDragon on November 13, 2017

    Hello!

    Found your story (´s) on this site and I am very happy about it! They are so unbelievable good and I like this one very much. Now, at the end of chapter 18... I am abaout to die because I want to see what happens next! Azof in full throttle... woah... this could be ugly.

    Tis is such a sweet story, I hope Julienne will get her Azof back soon... Poor guy, always in trouble... she must take care of him...  ;-)

    Greetings from Germany!


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  • From OsheenNevoy on May 25, 2017

    I have to admit to being very worried about what will happen to our heroes!  If Azof does give himself free rein (and if Shagrat lets him have free rein) to exact punishment on his tormenter, won't that put all of the Orcs up the proverbial shit creek without a paddle?  I figure the characters are too smart to let themselves fall into that trap, but it certainly does have me concerned about them.  Fun dialogue between Shagrat and Azof about how Farmer Drew's attempts at brain-washing, mind-control, torture and all the rest of it, are ludicrously feeble attempts compared to the same sort of stuff in Mordor.  It's nice to see Shagrat and Azof interact in some way other than being totally at each other's throats, and I will enjoy (hopefully!) seeing more of that develop.  (This review is for Chapter 18, currently the latest chapter posted--I still haven't figured out if reviews on here show up as being linked to the chapter one was in when one clicked "review.")  At any rate, I hope the gods of fanfiction writing are good to you (and to all of us!) and you are able to write/post updates for this tale soon.  I will be eagerly awaiting updates!


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  • From OsheenNevoy on May 25, 2017

    Chapter 14, in which Julienne first meets the other Orcs, is another of my favorites.  I find it a delight from start to finish.  The Orcs are as entertaining, funny and oddly appealing as always.  Melek is a particularly impressive character in her self-confidence and competence, her straightforward interactions with Julienne and everyone else around her, and her clear leadership qualities (but her lack of being full-of-herself).  I don't think I expressed that very well at all; hopefully it got at least slightly close to getting across what I was aiming at.  The voyage along the very narrow ledge is hair-raising, and Julienne's being able to deal with the emotional aftermath of it as well as she does makes me further impressed with her character.  It is, of course, fun to encounter Ludlow again.  I have to admit to a niggling discomfort with the "Bohemian Rhapsody" reference (or is that in the next chapter?), but I guess I don't really have any leg to stand on, complaining about that, since I used some Silly Wizard lyrics, "Men of Harlech," and assorted real life folk songs and drinking songs in my "Boromir's Return."  I love how Julienne interacts with the Orcs--how her growing understanding and caring for Azof and her feelings of tenderness and respect for him enable her to treat the rest of the Orcs with respect and interact with them without fear.


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  • From OsheenNevoy on May 25, 2017

    Well, I followed your suggestion and re-set my password so I could leave another review (or several) for this tale, rather than just getting annoyed by the site.  The "Enchanted April" chapter is (unsurprisingly, probably) one of my favorites.  I am extremely impressed with what you have done with Azof's character--as probably I mentioned in a previous review--how you have taken him from being such as serious pain in the a*** in his appearances in the Shagrat-centric tales, and made him such a sympathetic character with whom the reader can and does fully empathize.  (The reader, or at least this reader, empathizes with Julienne, as well, but that's less of a challenging journey than being brought to empathize with Azof.)  You have taken the fanfiction genre out of the realm of simple wish-fulfillment and brought it into a sensitive, understanding discussion of real life issues and their effects on the psyches of the people who deal with them.  "Enchanted April" includes a beautiful love scene and an immense depth of caring for the characters.  (And I love your author's note about being able to find research material online about happy surprises in the course of erectile dysfunction, not about the intricacies of women's relations with Orcs!)  I meant to comment on this earlier; Azof's erectile dysfunction makes his obnoxiousness in the Shagrat tales suddenly completely understandable.  In the Shagrat stories, it seemed that he was being such a massive jerk just because that's the way he is.  But now we can see that he was over-compensating, being such an aggressive jerk as a means of camouflaging the deeply personal failing that must make him feel so constantly weak and vulnerable.  


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  • From OsheenNevoy on May 17, 2017

    This is so sweet!  (Currently in the chapter in which Azof confesses to his difficulty.  I dunno if this site retains reviews' connections with the chapter that one was in when one pressed "review," or not.)  I love the idea of an Orc expressing concern about all the weirdoes and dickheads in the neighborhood!  Also it's fun to see his blackthorn-fancying appear here, and his noble attempt to act like he's enjoying the tea.  The description of what happened to Azof & Dokuz in the wake of the destruction of Sauron is really harrowing, and not just for the effect it had on his "old man," etc.  I hope Julienne will be able to speed his healing process! :-)


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  • From OsheenNevoy on May 17, 2017

    Hey, look, it's me again!  I am beginning to fear that I may look a little bit like I'm stalking you.  I'm not a stalker, honest ... I'm just an honest-to-goodness fan!  (Though in looking a little stalker-like, I guess I'm in good company with a lot of your Orcs.)  I followed the link that you sent to this story, and then decided I had to create a membership on here, since I wanted to review it.  And no surprise, it was a pain in the **** to set up said membership, too.  But, anyway ... I am having great fun with this, and I'm glad that you've come back to it, after being away from the fandom for a while.  One question, so far (I'm on Chapter Two): Azof in this seems a lot more laid-back than the taking-the-piss-out-of-everyone-whenever-I-can rather frenetic character that he tends to seem in the Shagrat/Faramir tales.  Is this because the tale takes place later than those, and so he's had a bit of time to mellow?  Or is he naturally more mellow with females than with his fellow males, who bring out his competitive urges?  At any rate--it is great fun and I am looking forward to reading more.  Though hopefully I will force myself away from the computer before too, TOO late at night (yeah, I've heard myself say that before).


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  • From ANON - Holly on March 29, 2016
    Really loving the story, glad you added another chapter! Yay.
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  • From ANON - limevodka on October 24, 2015
    This is AMAZING! I hope you're still writing this story but even if not, thank you for this, I love it!
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  • From ANON - AntiDolorifico on May 05, 2015
    Too lazy to log in again...

    I just wanted to say that I am sorry that I haven't reviewed sooner, but as you know, school keeps me busy. Today, I had my last final for the semester. I had promised myself that I would review after finals, so that you know that I still yearn for updates... I'm just in the background, like a creepy, lurking little snaga.

    As always, fantastic work; I find myself truly worried about Azof now. It's also refreshing to see a female orc in a story set in the Tolkienverse, and it seems (to me anyway), that Ludlow may have a bit of a crush on Melek. Which is so sweet that it makes my teeth hurt. =) I wish I could give a more in-depth, impressive review that makes me sound like a brilliant literary analyst, but just now my head is absolutely stuffed with inorganic chemistry at the moment due to my final exam. But know that I am always here, lurking, and wanting more updates. I am greedy! =D
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  • From ANON - Lille Skid on February 19, 2015
    First: I've read all your Orc fanfictions now and they are beautiful, really. All your characters feel so incredible real - as do the situations you put them in - and your Orcs are so loveable while still being Orcs. You've just got the right amount of humour and the best kind of quirky weirdos as cast. There are so many things to love. - The accent! I love how you write out the accent! Or Shagrat and Ludlow! I've always wanted to read a story where an Orc and a Hobbit meet ouside of a fight and you pull it off so perfectly well, too! There are far too few good stories in which Orcs get a chance at some lasting peace and happiness and being a person that always felt rather sorry for Tolkien's scapegoats, I am so happy to have found your account here. It's like a box full of unique treasures. ^^

    And to this particular fanfiction: It's awesome that you've given Azof of all people his own love adventure. Even the greatest troublemaker of your Orcs turns out to be an incredibly complex person, I just want to shower him with all of my affections. And Julienne is such a rounded, realistic character, too. Her encounter with the other Orcs was really great to read. Melek just seems like an awesome pal and I've always liked Maz for some reason, since he first appeared.

    I can't wait for Julienne to meet Shagrat face to face. Seeing those two trying to argue with each other could be really awkward in a hilarious way. Well, we all know that Shagrat is not really as grim as he sometimes likes to make himself out to be - even when Azof has always been a rather annoying fellow to him (and to almost everyone else). I really do worry about Azof, by the way - please update soon!
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  • From ANON - Anon on January 25, 2014
    Please! Please! Please update!!! I love this story and I want to know what happens next. So please update soon.
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  • From ANON - LoveHopes on December 21, 2013
    That's it?!!?!? It can't end with that!?!??!?!?!? MORE!!!!!!! Pleaaaaase
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  • From ANON - Helena Markos on September 02, 2013
    While I'm glad the whole mystery of what Azof's been up to has been revealed (and I marvel at the cleverness: a Middle Earth insurance scam!), the ending of the chapter left me a little sad for our lovely protagonists. I'll admit, to some extent, it *did* feel as though Azof was trying to scare her off, or at least, put her off (and, perhaps. for her own good), but I'm not sure he realized how far his little comments would go. At the very least, it left me sad for both of them. BUT, I would guess we still have more to go, so I will hope for some happy (or amiable) reconciliation.

    It's a marvelous story. I sit on my hands waiting for updates (which means I have to keep checking in, since AFF, to my knowledge, does not send out email alerts). Well done and I look forward to the next chapter :D
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  • From ANON - AntiDolorifico on June 14, 2013
    I am truly sorry that I've neglected to review this story is so long, but rest assured—I read every chapter as it comes along, waiting for each with baited breath and nearly slavering when I do see an update. I've just been so remiss with my reviewing since school's really been keeping me busy. However, I did take the summer off, and thus, expect at least ten more chapters before August... =)

    In any case, I am so happy for Julienne and Azof, and this consummation of theirs. Their relationship is so sweet, so strange, which is a good thing! I've always adored the way you write intimate scenes, but you know that. Julienne seems to hold herself back quite a bit still; she seems reserved in comparison to Azof, but it's rather understandable considering the dull, dispassionate apathy that was her previous married life. I don't know if you intended for her to come off that way, but even if you did not, it adds more interest to her character in my opinion, not to mention a type of rarity you seldom see in female characters, after all, they are often written as the emotional talkers, which isn't a bad thing, however, variety is the spice of life and all that.

    And please, do grant an overworked pre-med student a couple more chapters this summer, yeah? =)

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  • From ANON - The Lauderdale on March 30, 2013
    "In its way it was arousing, but - if only he’d stop talking, now!"

    I actually love the way Azof can't shut up, whereas Jules really isn't much of a talker. Granted, in her sexual history, one imagines that any bids at giving or soliciting information were either quashed or just...died, with the progression of married life and her husband's general indifference in the bedroom (great bushy-bearded twat.*) So it could be either a sad comment the damper that was Julienne's old married life - or she may just find talking during sex kind of distracting.

    Until she employs a little distraction of her own. (Heh. "Azof!")

    I'm still being blocked on my home computer by that ridiculous nanny software, so (heh) fake nose and glasses it is. But this is such a sweet chapter. I love how he jumps into her routine. Feeding the freaking cat...mah gawd!

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    *Although in view of the fact that we've never really gotten Julienne's husband's take on it, maybe his cousin is sincerely the great love of his life and he could have lived very happily all along without well-meaning relatives bringing in a woman for him to marry. Thwarted but then ultimately triumphant love affair from his and his sweet leman's perspective. Of course the cousin thing seems to be convention itself among the extended Drew clan, so they weren't so star-crossed as all of that, but even outside that context, I don't imagine cousin-cousin is more unconventional than a woman and her Orc in Middle-earth (the opposite, really.)
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