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By : Oropher
  • From ANON - Rozzan on July 09, 2004
    Ch.19 Well from crying uncontrollably with grief you now have me bouncing up and down on my chair, whooping and crying from happiness. That was SO SO good. And another little cliffie to finish. hee hee, can't wait. I bet I know who this is at the door!
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  • From ANON - deathskiss on July 08, 2004
    Jesus.....
    I'll post a better review with the next chapter(s). Right now i'm at a loss for words.
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  • From ANON - Phaeresse on July 08, 2004
    you brought him back h'ray h'ray h'ray I think murder at this point would be justified.
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  • From ANON - Honeymufins on July 06, 2004
    His heartbeat....OH THANK FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!

    You evil evil evil evil woman!!!

    HOW could you do it to us???? WHY did you do it to us????

    I've not been so emotionally involved in a story since I read 'The King's Property part 2' and sunk into a deep deep depression when it was all over and happily ever after seemed to be AWOL.

    I had to keestiesting my head on the desk so i wouldn't hyperventilat and become hysterical, as I read the chapter with Eowyn in the bedroom...and I was shouting (really I was) at the monitor when Legsy was reaching for the staff, hoping I could change his mind. I still can't believe you did it.

    and I don't really understand WHY you did it...so I really agree with Rainien...

    1) WHY did he have to die in the first place??

    2) What the hell happened to that rat bastard Faramir???

    Answers better be forthcoming or you may have a riot on your hands!

    btw - I love you and your story and hope it keeps going for a long time. Your imagination is a place I would love to play in for a while...do you think we could arange some sort of play date?
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  • From ANON - Rainien on July 05, 2004
    *pounds on theide ide of LeRouret's monitor*

    HEY!! Where's our friggin' update??? We've waited nearly two whole days for the next chapter and I, for one, am about to go nuts waiting! I'm *supposed* to be cleaning house and doing laundry...not that I'm getting much done, mine you, when I feel compelled to come and check for an update every 30 minutes.

    Put me out of my misery, will ya? Post the next chapter. Please??
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  • From ANON - Rozzan on July 05, 2004
    Oh shit, You utter swine! You knew you were going to do this all along didn't you? You are not a mortal author. You are one of the Valar!
    I have been sobbing , screaming, crying. Had to go out in the middle of CH 17. How I drove my car, I dont know. The tears were still pouring down my face.
    I fucking hate You!!! Fuck Fuck Fuck Shit Shit Shit!!! You cow! How could you do this to me!!! And yet I am laughing through my tears at the genius that is yours. You bloody knew you witch. You knew what this would do to us!!
    I writhed with Eowyn on those cold tiles. Oh Shit!! You co
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    I have now read Ch 18 and Ok, I am a little calmer but not much. The tears are still streaming, the snot dripping off the end of my nose. My heart beating like a train. Fuck Fuck! This is just the best thing. Oh Valar! Legolas!! O Give me strength. You fucking bitch!!! You've changed my life forever with this story! I love you you bitch!
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  • From ANON - Dragoneyez on July 04, 2004
    You may keep your arms. *goes off dancing her HURRAH, LEGSIE LIVES! dance*
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  • From ANON - Rozelle on July 04, 2004
    What a roller coaster of a tale! The "sacrifice of Legolas" plot twist was wrenching. For a minute, I was in doubt and dreading an ending that would spoil the great pleasure reading this story has given me. But, after looking back at so many chapters of Pottymouthed humor, sizzling sex and loving treatment of characters, I just knew this wonderful read was safe in the hands of an author who would continue to faithfully deliver. Bravo!!!
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  • From ANON - Rainien on July 04, 2004
    Hmm...AFF was nice enough to cut off the end of my review. Here goes again:

    Two questions that I hope are answered:
    WHY WHY did he have to die in the first place??

    2) What the hell happened to that rat bastard Faramir???
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  • From ANON - Rainien on July 04, 2004
    OK. I *suppose* we can let you live. I've just spent the last day and a half trying to compose all sorts of flaming, horrible reviews only to tell myself to wait, surely you'd some through for us, your devoted readers. SURELY you would not kill off our foul-mouthed hero after he'd been promised his reward.

    THANK YOU!

    >>>In. Out. In. Out. Reminds me of something else I used to know that I can't remember.
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  • From ANON - Phairesse on July 04, 2004
    Huge sigh of relief....Thank you thank you thank you/
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  • From ANON - Anon on July 04, 2004
    *WAIL* that was bloody wonderful!!!!...thank GOD you updated so quickly...i nearly went insane.
    LEGOLAS LIVES!!! hurray!!!
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  • From ANON - sionn on July 03, 2004
    This was a hard chapter to read. Mostly because I've been through what your Eowyn is going through right now. What you've written is exactly what you go through. Exactly. If you haven't lived through this shit and write from the profound horror of having experienced a sudden violent death of a loved one, then I bloody applaud you. You nailed it.

    Now, I'm curious as to how you are going to finish this. Legoals is dead. Dead is dead and unless you're going to pull a Sleeping Beauty (and I really don't think you are) I'm wondering how you're going to resolve all of the dramatic problems Legolas's act created. I'm also unsure as to why Manwe directed him to take Faramir's place, when all the talk previous to this was about a reward, or rewards for a life spent in obedience. Was it simply a matter of him wanting to spare someone this fate, no matter how much he deserved it, or did Manwe directly tell him "Hey, your time is up! Cash in your chips". I'm assuming that this is the obstacle mentioned throughout the story. I'll have to go back and re-read Chapter 16. Fanfiction so often reaches for the easy, happy en. No. No matter how troubling the events in the story, the hero and the heroine (or hero if you're a slash fan) get together and live happily ever after. Unfortunately, if you live long enough, you get to see that happy endings to real stories are rare. Life isn't like that. You only get a chance at happiness... nothing in the contract says you actually get it handed to you, no matter how hard you work for it. All you get is a chance and a slim one at that.

    I had only a few years with someone I loved beyond all reason and his violent death is something that I'm not sure I can every truly get over. Still, I would not have traded the time I had with him for anything - he was that wonderful a person. I think he'd agree with everything you're put down so far.

    Good work. I await the next installment.

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  • From ANON - Dragoneyez on July 03, 2004
    You didn't do this... You couldn't do it... HOW THE FUCKING HELL COULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!? No farm, no happy Eówyn, no dead Faramir?!? You had better FUCKING do something about this, orll tll tear your fucking arms off!!
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  • From ANON - Phairesse on July 03, 2004
    Nooooooooooooooooo You cant' do this...You got me liking this...and now you kill him?
    Not Fair at all. Poor Eowyn

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