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  • From ANON - rozzan on June 05, 2004
    Whoo Hoo. You lucky shite Eowyn, I am so so jealous!
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  • From ANON - kittynip9 on June 04, 2004
    This is absoluetly AWESOME! The story thus far has been amazing, but his chapter was just takes the cake so far. Thanks for embodying what all os us in shitty jobs have ever wanted to do if we ever had the chance.

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  • From ANON - Wanderer on May 28, 2004
    You write the most incredible sex scenes I've ever seen in fanficdom. I've been purposefully holding off on reading your updates, and OMG was it worth it! Thank thank thank you you you ! Impatient for more!
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  • From ANON - Rozzan on May 25, 2004
    Shit shit shit.... back later if I can recover!!!!!!
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  • From ANON - grimlock on May 25, 2004
    Another great chapter (where do you keep getting those anyway? *g*)

    The story is going on fine. Not all suprises are past (still at least one obstacle :) ) but the great and dreaded meeting is coming up. Angst arounround for Leggy, who fears the reaction of several of the crowd. Oh well, at least Eomer's not going to kill him :)

    I really like the whole 'Listener' - idea. It gives a great extra dimension to Legolas' character. Just imagining it: talking to your Gods, it kin giv gives me the creeps :) And yes, someone should tell them that some things are meant to stay private :)

    Great going, as always. I'm eagerly awaiting the next chapter!
    greetz,
    grimlock
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  • From ANON - Vi Janaway on May 25, 2004
    HOW did you ever come up with this idea? You have managed to include a bit of everything. :) :) :) Still very funny and romantic...in spite of the language.

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  • From ANON - Rozzan on May 18, 2004
    Ch 9 AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    back later if I can ever raise a coherent thought again!! God that was GOOD.
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  • From ANON - Vi Janaway on May 18, 2004
    Oh my....This is a guilty pleasure if ever there was one. And what fun you must have had writing it. I hope they get to stay together.
    Vo
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  • From ANON - Rozelle on May 17, 2004
    Are there any other readers who like myself are experiencing tendencies to sprinkle their conversation with bits of wonderfully vulgar English slang? Umm..what does gobshite mean, anyhow? Like all yours chapters before it, Chapter 8 nevers falters once in ats hts humorous, fantastically sexy, crude and poignant aspects.The dialogue between Legolas and Manwe was well defined. Like a loyal vassal, Legolas bends himself respectfully to Val Vala's will. But there is nothing obsequious in Legolas' compliance. I get a sense that Eru alone would have Legolas' true worship. Nice touch in showing Legolas' concern for Dorcas' insecurity. He refuses to compromise his individual principle for love. Although it would have been more convenient to have just given Dorcas the boot out of the house, she is also brought under his care.
    I am eagerly awaiting more mor more!
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  • From ANON - Blue Magic on May 16, 2004
    Everything I thought Iw abw about this story before reading gave every indication that I would hate it. Instead, I must tell you that I think it is one of the most brilliant pieces of writing I have ever read. You do the impossible. It is crude, outrageous, hysterically funny (fertilize me!) and breathtakingly heart-achingly romantic and I just can't get over it. I do hope you will continue this for a long, long time. You have a remarkable talent.
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  • From ANON - Rozzan on May 11, 2004
    Thank You for this new chapter.(8) As usual, utterly superb and enthralling.
    Loved the valar again, loved the humour, loved the romance, loved the sex...thoughts of a prawn covered in lime and tequila sauce gripping a nipple, is now something I have resolved to try! I like Faramir in the book and movie but I bloody hate him here!! Well done.
    I want that horse farm with Legolas so much!! (and still screamingly funny, the langauge and the image of Gimli (Grim) drunk and staggering and puking over Arwen's golden dress!)

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  • From ANON - rozelle on May 10, 2004
    This is one of the most original and clever LOTR fanfics I've ever read. I especially loved Chapter Three when you swept the story into the stream of elvish mysticism on immortality. Very spiritual and what an amazing contrast to PottyMouth Legolas. It reminded me that beyond the veneer of Biker- Elf, he is truly in mind and heart one of the Eldar. Would you think about writing a bit more along this theme?? (humbly requested) You are a very talented writer thank you for this great story .
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  • From ANON - Lestat\'s Child on May 07, 2004
    continue
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  • From ANON - Anon on May 06, 2004
    More,more more please!!!!!!
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  • From ANON - Pesseesse on May 06, 2004
    This is one of the best examples of style and content I have ever seen.
    And you make it romantic rather than sleazy and prurient.
    Okay, you've convinced me that Legolas and Eowyn are perfect together

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