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By : Oropher
  • From ANON - Rozzan on May 06, 2004
    Le Rouret you are a genius! How DO you do it?

    This is screamingly funny, very profound and achingly,lovingly romantic all at the same time!

    Funny: Cyndi with an I, having the look of "I'm ovulating..please fertilise me" on her face had me laughing till the tears ran down my cheeks. (I think that is what I would be like, if faced with the elf ,unfortunately. However much I would want to rise to the occasion) As did the image of Eomer picking his teeth with splinters from the arm of his throne! And him not being able to read until after he married Lothiriel! Were you there? You must have been! You move so seamlessly between the modern day and memories of middle earth(which you know so well!) It is magic!

    Profound: The references to the Valar and the sense of the immortality issue for them both (which is something that really grabs me in relation to the Elf) are beautifully done and strangely very thought provoking.

    Romantic: Legolas half naked, cooking for her, with all the skill of a master chef,and singing Mozart arias to her in german, as he does so, and her replying in french! GIVE ME STRENGTH! I am in pools on the floor.
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  • From ANON - kittynip9 on May 02, 2004
    This is great!!! I was a little reluctant to look at it because of the summary, I'mI'm glad I did. This is the best AU i've read so far! The concept is original and well put together. I like the way you give us a little bit of background information at a time instead of it all at once. Makes it fit into the story better while making us want to reare tre to find out what the hell they're talking about. The way you've developed the characters so far is wonderful and you're able to pull the whole thing off as believeable. I can't wait for the next update!
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  • From ANON - Pese¢ese on May 02, 2004
    I honestly hesitated to read this. Language like this bothers me. And the thought of Legolas as a biker, well..... and Eowyn was never my favorite character...
    but....
    This is HYSTERICAL...and brilliant. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hot to handle, but you have done so with a grand flourish..

    When do we get the conclusion?
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  • From ANON - Rozzan on April 29, 2004
    CH 6 OOOOHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!
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  • From ANON - grimlock on April 26, 2004
    I love this story! Love it, love it, love it!

    You're doing a great job on this one. I don't even mind the gay-bashing (something that otherwise ticks me off big time), because it's not really gay people you're after: only Faramir. And the Valar know he deserves it in this one :)

    Hoping to see another chapter soon,
    greetz,
    grimlock
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  • From ANON - katy on April 26, 2004
    Agh! Chapter 5 (like chapters 1,2,3, and 4) was...INCREDIBLE!
    need to go and lie down now.

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  • From ANON - Wanderer on April 23, 2004
    Oh...........................My..............................God. Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank You. Update. Nuff said. :)
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  • From ANON - Rozzan on April 22, 2004
    Oh lovely, CH.4 it's even getting romantic as well as hot and crude. Fantastic that you can do it all at once and it really really works. Can't say how wonderful and original this is.. speechless. I meant to say before, (but my brain was way too overheated) that in Ch 3. I thought the way he listens to the Valar and the sense of immortality was genius. You are inspiring me no end here. Love and adoration..Rozzan
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  • From ANON - katy on April 22, 2004
    Please, please do not tease!!!
    Waiting in fevered anticipation for chapter 5.
    Feeling rather faint.

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  • From ANON - Rozzan on April 21, 2004
    By the Valar, what have you done to me!! I cannot even wait for the next chapter before reading and reviewing again!!
    By the way Leggy..slower next time. Understandable given how desperate you and "AY-oh-when" were, but I know how much better you can do than that too!

    I used to spend my days dreamily floating around middle earth, behind him, astride Arod, nestled against his soft cloak, eating Lembas and listening to gentle elvish phrases of love.

    Ha Ha ....not any more....Orome, Manwe, Yavannie! Please help me! I am an utter wreck, I am salivating helplessly. Lerouret, You have exposed in me a previously undiscovered raging Biker Legolas fetish. Now I am vrooming about on the Harley, lips pressed to the blue bandana, teeth nibbling the ear as the wind messes up our hair, hands feverishly stroking the soft leather...oh ERu...I can't carry on....................

    I need someone t me me a photo manip and blow it up into a poster. Any takers?
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  • From ANON - Rozzan on April 19, 2004
    Oh yes, Oh Yes, Thank God for this chapter (3), It is wonderful, F**king marvelous. Quick, but marvelous. can we have the next bout slower please, my mind is reeling. I am crying and sreaming here as though I have just ridden the worlds largest roller coaster!!! Give me more!! Excellent. Oh Legolas, what I would do, to have you swear for me!
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  • From ANON - katy on April 19, 2004
    oh god chapter 3 was great.
    speechless, can only drool....and plead for more chapters of course.


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  • From ANON - grimlock on April 17, 2004
    Another wonderfull chapter.

    I love the way you have Éowyn think Elves are aloof and perfectly detached, then in the next paragraph let Legolas think something entirely opposite! Wonderfull!

    And of course: the Monty Python part, really me me laugh. Well, both you and the Elf obviously have good taste.

    Please write more?

    greetz,
    grim
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  • From ANON - Rozzan on April 16, 2004
    Hey Lerouret, How do you do it??????? It's just so different to your other stuff!!!

    This is the best fun I have had in a long long time. It is hysterical. I am grinning from ear to ear and tears are leaking from my eyes. Yet it is somehow so right! I can just see Legolas and Eowyn like this!

    I love the langauge. It is priceless. I love the leather pants too. You had better get them off him in the next chapor Ior I am going to die here!!

    Love their thoughts and points of view. References to history and the valar amongst the modern day stuff is wonderful.
    I bet there are a lot of people who imagine Legolas on a Harley. I will never be able think of Legolas in the same way again after reading this. Just wonderful. Can't wait for more... drools uncontrollably...laughs hysterically...squirms with delight and desire....

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  • From ANON - Cait on April 16, 2004
    Wow! That was hilarious.
    Really long but I got through it. Update soon.
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