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Reviews for The Beverly Hillbillies Go To Middle Earth

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  • From ANON - Ithilin Palandiriel on May 02, 2004
    HEhehehehehehehehe. I liked how Eomer "learned" Elly May how to greet the Rohirrim and taught them *cough* how to ride a horse. I think they'll need a few more demonstrations to get it right. Granny teaching Eowyl how to cook.lol hehehe I guess that warg meat is a little stronger tasting than oppossum accoaccoon hence everyone passing out drunk. Oh, and Elly teaching Eomer how to "try her out" I thought I was going to fall off my chair.

    “My sex…” Legolas explained.

    Jethros eyes got big. “Now Miss Legolas, I just barely done met you and you’re already talking about sex. I ain’t that kind of a boy! Let’s just slow it down a bit and get to know each other first. There’s no hurry!”

    Jethro turned and walked away, leaving Legolas standing with a handful of flowers and a dumbstruck expression on his face.

    Ild bld bearly breath after that I was laughing so hard.

    Satisfied, he went to leave but decided that Miss Legolas didn’t look too comfortable with her clothes on. He’d undress her for bed. He took off the tunic and noticed that she seemed pretty flat-chested for a girl. Well, maybe he was just used to Elly May. He went to undo the leggings and noticed something strange. He reached his hand down and felt. Legolas moaned in his sleep. Frowning, Jethro untied the elf’s laand and looked inside the leggings. His scream shattered the night and could be heard throughout most of Rohan.

    suffice it to say my husband wanted to know where the hyena was after that. Though I have just one question: How do they know about Galadriel? Did I just miss that seen in the last chapter because I was lang tng tooo hard that I couldn't see tha page well enough through my tears?

    Ithilin
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  • From ANON - Anon on May 01, 2004
    lol i can not wait for the next chapter lolol
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  • From ANON - Wanderer on April 30, 2004
    Oh my dear Goddess......that was friggen hilarious. Ya'll come back now, (to update) ya hear? :p
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  • From ANON - Ithilin Palandiriel on April 29, 2004
    OH MY GOD!!!!!! I think that says it all
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    “Well, ah’ll be,” he said, looking at the flawless elf. “You’re a tall one, but you sure are be-ootiful.”

    Legolas raised an eyebrow, but remained silent.

    “Shy, too, ain’t ya darling?” Jethro tried to put his arm around Legolas who proceeded to apply a back-fist to the man’s face.

    “So, yer gonna play hard to get, huh?” Jethro said, picking himself up off the ground. “Well, most women can’t resist me. You’ll just need to get to know me a little better.”

    Legolas slowly turned and looked at Aragorn, asking with his eyes if this human could truly be this dense. Aragorn simply shrugged and walked away.

    I thought Aragorn would be busting a gut with laughter. Maybe he does it in private so as not to hurt Legolas' feelings. Aiya! I thought I was going to choke I was laughing so hard. Talk about culture shock. *ow, my side!*
    I definately want to see more of this one.
    Ithilin
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