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Reviews for Carandol The Matchmaker

By : Sebastian
  • From Nimrauko on August 04, 2004
    Wow! You're a GREAT writer! I just love reading about Carandol and I hope you're going to add many more chapters!
    But I know you're NOT thinking about dumping sweet Legolas, are you? *wink*
    Although ol' arrogant Haldir is a babe he doesn't beat Leggy. *grinning*
    Keep up the good work! You're a great inspiration to others! love / Mitz
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  • From ANON - Tina on June 09, 2004
    This is an amazing story! The humor, the spice, the surprises are just unbelievable. I was on fire, then rolling on the floor, then on fire once more. Sebastian, you are an amazing writer and your work is very entertaining. I hope you will continue!
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  • From ANON - bruce on May 25, 2004
    In one word?
    Fan-fucking-tastic!
    Your story is simply great. I love your kind of humour, the way you let Carandol comment his really bizarre life is hilarious. And loved the part with Legolas, Carandol and Glorfindel discussing tactics to win over Thranduil’s heart and then (but let me quote that part)…

    “Glorfindel, you’re beginning to…”

    “Wine?” says Legolas and elegantly removes himself from his position.

    THAT is just so funny (reminded me actually of one of the “Austin Powers” films, don’t know which one, where in the end several people see Dr. Evil’s spaceship, which is rather similar in its form to a certain part of the male anatomy, and – jeez, that scene is actually quite difficult to explain, so I won’t go on, because I originally just wanted to know if you, in some way, had this scene in mind when you wrote that part of your story. If you didn’t, never mind, it’s just me rambling on…)! Apart from that it is really well written, and I like the way you developed the characters: Carandol is wonderful, the way he catches himself thinking not so hetero-thoughts and corrects himself! And he gets Legolas, who is just the way I always like him best: powerful, a bit mysterious (as Carandol doesn’t actually know at first what this guy really wants… appearing and disappearing all the time…) and – of course – excessively beautiful! Not to mention all those other depraved elves, the twins, Elrond, Erestor (awful!!!), “Eye Candy Thrandy” (I’m laughing while I write this name, where do you get those ideas from?!?!), the “boys” from Mirkwood (“work hard, fight hard, play hard” – you must have had a great time when you wrote it!), only Glorfindel is a little bit too tame, too harmless for my taste, I don’t know, he’s seem like big bear to me: strong, good-natured and a little stupid. I would prefer him a bit more aggressive and smart, but hey! It’s your story…
    Anyhow, I can’t wait until your next update, so make it soon, please!!!
    Bruce.

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  • From ANON - anais on May 22, 2004
    i love this story, it's funny, and for once there's an OC who doesn't suck! yay for oyu!
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  • From ANON - MGC on May 22, 2004
    I'm not sure whether this is obscenely funny or just obsence. It's bloody good either way.

    When's the next one starting?
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  • From ANON - Anita on May 22, 2004
    Haha, still going to Mirkwood! That Thranduil is quiet the schemer *lol* Will look out for the next part!
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  • From ANON - Minuial Nuwing on May 22, 2004
    Very well done- still hilarious, still smutty! Keep going, please! ; )
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  • From ANON - Qwe on May 12, 2004
    Hey, I really love the humor here and the, "I am so not attracted to Legolas, let me roll over for him", kind of plot. I need to see this to its completion!
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  • From ANON - Anita on May 10, 2004
    *lol*

    I have been reading this for some time now, but never reviewed...Anyway, I really like this story. All those sentences you can interpret in two ways, crude remarks, hilarious situations and of course Carandol himself *bg* Keep on writing!!
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  • From nuwing on May 09, 2004
    Hilarious, and nice smut, too! Very well done ; )
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  • From ANON - MGC on May 09, 2004
    I cannot believe you left it there, you evil, evil person.
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