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Reviews for Legolas Finds Love. And Loses a Mitten.

By : PepperDiesel
  • From ANON - skydiver... on May 25, 2003
    Five more chapters. Do they get worse? is that possible!

    Absolutely hilarious,e bee before! Oh lord...my tummy hurts from giggling!

    My fav's:

    Aragorn: [under his breath] I hear Craig Parker's a sucker for headjobs. (YAY! Yeah he does!!!!)

    Legolas: No shit. All I get are ditzy Lorien blondes- oh.


    Haldir: [points to crotch] This is Little Haldir. You may ride him. [giggles]
    Legolas: . Gi. Gimme me a minute and I’ll hope on. [giggles] (Oh lord!)
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  • From ANON - nekkie skydiver on May 25, 2003
    :)

    I'll smile again. :)

    The only good thing about aff is it's review box. It's nice and big, doesn't make you feel all chlaustrophobic like it's stories. Mary Sue moment....did I spell claustrophobic right? Aaaaahh!


    Haven't read pt two yet, but here's the best o' part one

    I suggest you shut your lembas-hole.

    Aragorn: And talking to maidens who are battling their garments.

    Aragorn: [gaping at Legolas as he walks away] But you don’t smoke . . .

    *gives you a billion hugs and kisses*
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  • From ANON - BlisterGirl on May 25, 2003
    *thumps head on desk*

    Why? Why is this girl allowed to type before she learns to spell?

    *continues thumping head on desk hoping to achieve unconciousness*
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  • From ANON - Horny Bones on May 25, 2003
    ...................

    ~just can't think of anything to say about the original author's Truly Fucking Awful spelling/lack of plot/so-flimsy-it's-already fallen to pieces "characterization"......~


    At least we had SugaryLime to see us through. Phew!

    ~laughing~
    //Finally the mending came to a close and Legolas and everyone elch was dismissed.//

    It's just... atrocious.

    Elks! Hehehehe...

    ~large amounts of pash~

    Horny Boned

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  • From ANON - BlisterGirl on May 25, 2003
    Huzzah! A Rocky Horror reference in a LOTR MST! I feel so at home.

    *sigh* I will never get tired of these.
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  • From ANON - TGSC on May 24, 2003
    Well, Corliamat, it's not easy. One needs an ample supply o'Guinness and a deep-seated desire to amuse her fellow humans.

    Cheers!
    S.L. of the GayShaggingCats
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  • From Ce Coe on May 24, 2003
    Oh bloody bollocks! I knew that was a mistake. I laughed so hard I managed to scare the wits out of my cat! I cannot believe this is an actual story! I mean, how the hell do you lot manage to sit through this shite? You either have iron constitutions, or log on surrounded by severel large buckets and a gallon of mouthwash!!
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  • From ANON - HornyBones on May 24, 2003
    ~sniggering~ This is so damned funny. Nothing happens, but fuck it's funny. ~lmao~ Thanks to the WONDERFUL gay shagging cats. ;) ~bows down~
    x
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