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Reviews for So sadie...how awful is this story?

By : PepperDiesel
  • From ANON - BlisterGirl on May 26, 2003
    This original text is THE WORST thing I have ever read. GSC, didn't you say this author was seventeen?
    It's so hard to pick out my fave bits from this MST... I had about twice as many but cut it down for the sake of brevity.

    Viggo- Did you pond jump when you were back home?
    Orlando- The only thing I jumped was Atti.

    We stood there staring, what we saw next was the most unbelievable thing we would ever lay our eyes on.
    Orlando- I knew I shouldn’t have made those copies of the ‘Billy Boyd New Years Eve 2000’ fuckathon.

    "Who are you?" Aragorn asked again in his commanding voice.
    Orlando- You tell ‘em baby! Who’s yo daddy!!!

    Craig- Maybe we should tell her about the sale Middle Earth’s gift shop is having on Frodo postcards.
    Viggo- Sean will kill her if she buys any…

    Ya sorry it took me longer to post this one than I thought it would I wanted to put some phrases in as Elvish, but since I have no clue how to write elvish.
    Viggo- Honey, perfect ENGLISH first, then work on your elvish.

    *Enter Elijah*
    Elijah- Does somebody want to take a break? From the sounds of it, this one is looking pretty fucking bad.
    Viggo- I cannot think of an adjective from the 39,038 languages I know to describe it.

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  • From ANON - Your groupie. on May 25, 2003
    *lights cigarette* Goddamn Nis (oh, oops, are you supposed to go incognito?) this is brilliant! All of this stuff is *hugs all of your merry slashing bunch* ~Ellie....the non-writing but fic bashing gay shagging cat number one fan!
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