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Reviews for Eowyn Sprogs With Legolas

By : PepperDiesel
  • From ANON - Faithless on December 10, 2003
    Another hilarious offering from the GayShaggingCats! Keep up the good work!!!
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  • From ANON - raven on September 07, 2003
    wow... that was fun... it's late so really i have no clue what to write here... umm i gott go find a new ey board apparently my shift eys don't work... and lets try the caps loc.... nope... god i hate my cat... it noced coffee on the ey board.... grrrrr.... argh.... bye...

    raven
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  • From ANON - Anya Midnight on August 27, 2003
    Yay for us gays! *snogs every GSC member* I have just one question: Concerning the 'Stripping of the Widow', what would happen if said widow had three or more husbands? XD

    This author, once I find her, is going to get a lesson in writing. A very, very gay lesson. And Eowyn/Legolas sprogging is just wrong. Legolas=big GAY Elf bottom. Eowyn/Arwen forever! *snogs GSCs again, runs off to go watch TTT*

    Love and Snogs,

    Anya
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  • From ANON - ShuggeryLyme on August 07, 2003
    Oh, fuck. Thid just gets funnier every time I read it.

    :o) Sohhhhnja, the Vibrating Strap-on Druid.
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  • From ANON - nis-o-las on July 11, 2003
    Hehheehehe. These chappys get better, and they started off kick ass to begin with.

    The highlights:
    WYN:WYN: Wow, two sentences in and already we’re being flung around like an undersized rentboy in a bathhouse.

    LEGOLAS: Or maybe it’s some time-travel having-sex-with-your-father-in-law thing.

    ++He lived past his first birthday but only a month after. He was killed while climbing out of his cradle.++
    EOWYN: *Snicker*

    ARWEN: You’re a sphinx without a secret. *Nod to Oscar Wilde*
    LEGOLAS: Or a clue.

    ARWEN: Who are you, Yoda? Legolas simple answer was.
    LEGOLAS: That was narration. This hetfic is being narrated by Yoda. (oh god, this made me cry)

    And then the whole vomiting/Arwen up her skirt thing, faaaaabbbity! Don't get better than that!


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  • From ANON - SugaryLime on July 10, 2003
    This made me laugh insanely loudly:

    EOWYN: Wow, two sentences in and already we're being flung around like an undersized rentboy in a bathhouse.

    As did this:

    LEGOLAS: ...in a quaint Rohan tradition known as the Stripping of the Widow. Every woman with a deceased spouse has to run the length of the main street of Minas Tirith nekkid when a new prince is born. If you've had two hubbies cark it, you've gotta do cartwheels.

    ~pashes you like a madwoman~

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  • From ANON - big mean doppelganger on July 09, 2003
    LEGOLAS: Or maybe it’s some time-travel having-sex-with-your-father-in-law thing.

    EOWYN: And with one simple space-time continuum coital slip-up I’ve become mother to my own husbands’ brother.

    ARWEN: I’m *sure* that’s it.


    This was my favouritest bit. That and the last two lines. Two Stars. Out of Ninety. MWAHAHAH

    where is theginaginal fic so I can go review it?
    OOOH OOOH and we had a choose your own adventure thing there, didn't we? I chose lipstick, but it didn't make any sense. Then again, this whole fic made no sense. I mean..it's het. Legolas should be out shagging elves his own age. Or men. Not fucking Eowyn. For crap's sake.

    I love you, by the wxxx xxx
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  • From ANON - Oh yeah, and my review for 2 on July 01, 2003
    Thanks to you, I have perfected my dolphin noise. It is now to the point where dogs can't understand me.


    These (and the refs back to them) are absolutely hilarious:


    LEGOLAS: Um, no, she didn't. I'm strictly a bottom. I don't do no
    tying-people-up palaver. Strictly a bottom. A gay bottom.

    LEGOLAS: Hold onto something Eowyn, there's another change
    of tense up ahead!
    Eowyn grabs a hold of Arwen's boobs.

    EOWYN: You did all that before answering me? Show some
    fucking respect, I'm the Lady of Ithilien!
    ARWEN: According to this author you're the Lady of Ithilium.
    Maybe that's what confused him.

    LEGOLAS: Ach, the angst! (Cluthes his heart and falls off the hay
    bale) I can't take the angst!
    ARWEN: This author has some serious issues.
    EOWYN: Thankfully not as many as that physics-exam Lolita.
    ARWEN: Eww eww eww. That fic was completely degrading.
    LEGOLAS: Poor Viggo Mortensen, having to go through that
    ordeal..

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  • From ANON - agent seksdiver on July 01, 2003
    How I love our giant injoke. It keeps me going.

    Chappy Highlights:

    EOWYN: Elves being renowned for their lack of orientation.
    LEGOLAS: Orientation? I’ve known my orientation since I was an elfling! All elves learn their orientation at an early age. We’re sent out in the woods without a compass or gaydar and have to shag our way back home.
    EOWYN: *Laughs*
    ARWEN: No, he’s serious.
    LEGOLAS: It’s the founding principle of the Big Gay Elf Farm.

    EOWYN: Hey, you can have him. Wonderful husband and lover my arse. He doesn’t know a clitoris from a leg of ham

    LEGOLAS: I’d fuck her if she had a cock.

    LEGOLAS: *Cough cough* *sings* On top of spaGHE-TIiiii, All covered in CHEEEEEse! *Nod to Calvin & Hobbes*


    Calvin and Hobbes! Omg, I so love you!
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  • From ANON - Aja n evil on June 27, 2003
    How could we resist?

    //EOWYN: Hey, you can have him. Wonderful husband and lover my arse. He doesn’t know a clitoris from a leg of ham.//

    ~making those famous dolphin noises~

    //EOWYN: *Scratches her head* But...

    ARWEN: That would seem to contradict everything she just said. Unless Gaenor was related to her husband.

    LEGOLAS: There’s some down-home lovin’ going on down Gondor way...//

    ~and again....~

    You make the hetfic ~spits~ so much better. :)
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  • From ANON - So Sugary Lime! on June 26, 2003
    ARWEN: The author then made certain threats against a certain highly fuckable GSC member.

    EOWYN: Stupid cunting bitch. I?d fuck SugaryLime any day.

    ARWEN: I?d fuck her in a heartbeat.

    LEGOLAS: I?d fuck her if she had a cock.

    SUGARYLIME: *Thumps fists on barn door* Let me in! I have a vibrating strap-on!


    I got mentioned! Yay! And I'm highly fuckable!

    ~snogs the hell out of BlisterGirl, leaving her breathless and begging for more~
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  • From ANON - So Sugary Lime! on June 25, 2003
    You are my sunshine, my only sunshine!
    You make me happy when skies are grey.
    You'll never know, Veevs,
    how much I luyou.you.
    Please don't take my sunshine away!

    I love this ficcie! Girlseks. Gay elves. Dear me. You are so limey sugar. Or sommat.

    Maybe it's just cos I'm English and gay.


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  • From ANON - haldane on June 25, 2003
    "It affects him greatly for Faramir was like a brother to him. His older brothers in Mirkwood were all selfish " Does that mean Faramir was selfish too? :D

    Hey, do more! I love stomping on bad grammer and spelling, also violations of cannon and odd changes of tense, and all other forms of bad writing. Nothing like a good MSTing.
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