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By : Oropher
  • From Silverfrost on June 04, 2010
    Yearly read time and as good as ever.
    "It’s like the biggest rubber band in the world, stretched out into space, suddenly snapped back to earth. Bang, he’s here! Oh shit, what am I doing? This is an Elf, one of the fucking Eldar, and here I’ve been thinking about screwing him? Forget the perfect skin, sculpted body, sweeping ears, flowing hair, all of a sudden it occurs to me that this beautiful creature standing in front of me, pressing the palm of my hand to his lips, is NOT HUMAN.

    And I’m scared shitless.

    Not to mention horny as hell."

    Must be like what Mary Magdalene felt with Jesus. Fuck! Well I am sure that sure from experience that the same pathways in our bodies channel both sexuality and spirituality which you have coined here, so clever. I feel like this about Legolas too, simply overawed when I fantasise about him. This is just the most fantastic fic, so many levels. I adore it as always. If I fail in my yearly review you can be sure I have died.


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  • From Silverfrost on May 02, 2009
    Back for my yearly read, still makes me laugh and cry, still the best thing I have ever read.
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  • From Rozzan on May 19, 2008
    wow, just read this again. I could read it forever, think I'll have a copy printed and buried with me so I can read it in the afterlife....just joking. seriously, you still make me laugh hysterically, get all hot and bothered with the fantasic raunchy sex and die with longing for your perfect romantic and faithful Legolas. He is just perfect/, everything a girl could want. Beautiful, exciting, sexy, faithful, spiritual,... oh run out of words to describe him. Even though I've read this before and know the outcome, it still has impact for me. I have been reading since I was three years old and am an avid reader, can read a book a day when I put my mind to it, and I'm fifty now. This is still the best thing I have raed in my whole life for many reasons. Pure genius. Thank You.
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  • From Rozzan on May 19, 2007
    I just read this again. Still the most fantastic story I have ever read. Just brilliant. A unique masterpiece. Thanks for writing it. Rozzan.
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  • From ANON - Dark Phoenix on November 25, 2005
    Legs as a biker... who woulda thunk? But I'm a bit puzzled on something in chapter one--so did Legolas shag DH Lawrence?

    All in all, I think this is the most amazing Legowyn smut EVER written, or WILL ever be written. Simply... AMAZING. *staggers off slightly dazed*

    .......*runs back* I hope you write another soon! XD
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  • From ANON - MarzBar on March 10, 2005
    OMG!! What a fabulous tale. Placing them in our time is so creative. It was easy to read and to believe. Just wish I some Elven ass. (WEG)
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  • From ANON - Rozelle on July 30, 2004
    It's so hard to let go of Pottymouth. It gave me a chance to savor again the chactacters of Middle Earth through a s tha that is lovingly faceted with the author's understanding of canon source material, oh so Original and Hot plotlines and finally (not least) a guiding light of mysticism and spirituality. Many, many thanks.
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  • From ANON - deathskiss on July 22, 2004
    *sobss ths thealleally it? Is it over? Very few stories can move me to tears, bhis his one...

    Thank you for sharing this amazing story with us all. I am adding it to my list of recommendations, and may even have to print out a copy to read anytime.


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  • From ANON - Rozzan on July 21, 2004
    Thanks, honey just thanks! A thousand thousand thousand thanks. You've renewed my faith.

    ps. loved legolas's new tattoo
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  • From ANON - Phairesse on July 21, 2004
    AWWWWWWWW It's over......:(
    What a ride. :) :) :) :) :) :)
    Veryl dol done.

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  • From ANON - Cyndi on July 19, 2004
    I've been reading since the beginning and just realized I hadn't told you how much I love this story! I am almost completly a slash fan(I have yet to read a het story with my favorite elf that I liked until now) and have never enjoyed AU stories at all, but this one just sucked me in and now I am totally hooked. I check every day to see if you have updated. Anyway, just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy this story and I hope you keep writing!
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  • From ANON - Rozzan on July 18, 2004
    I am completely blown away by your story as I hope you have gathered from my previous reviews. It makes me laugh uncontrollably, squirm with supressed orgasms, die of envy of Eowyn, and cry sometimes, so deeply, with the sadness of life.

    I wanted to tell you that as a Christian (with lots of Pagan influences) your use of Legolas as selfless and sacrificial and Christlike strikes such an unebeleivable chord with me. Because I have always seen him like this, as fun, and the sexiest beingave ave ever encountered, but also as sacred.

    It's just unbelievable what you have acheived here. I can't tell you just how much this story means to me and how important it is to me, for my well being... the incredible laughs it gives me, the longing and love it inspires, (suprisingly, so romantic given the langauge and hot sex descriptions, it still shines through, genius!) and the profound spiritual thoughts. This story should be on prescription for intelligent people needing to think and learn about life.

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  • From ANON - Rozzan on July 17, 2004
    Oh Wow!!! I was still recovering from the shock when I read Ch 20. For some reason I thought Faramir was going to come back all contrite, begging forgiveness, and a huge showdown would ensue, so I was surprised.
    But Ch 21. "FUCKING A!!" loved the descriptions of how they all behaved when drunk, just brilliant. Would have loved to have been there with them. And the stuff about the Valar and Legolas and the Physiological thing that Arwen explained. Just spn. Yn. You've really GOT this Elf pinned down haven't you? Liked how you said it was Yavanna set that up too. She is my favorite.
    Sending you a an e mail on the religious stuff here, really moves me!! Sacredness and sex combined...Oh YES. The Elf personified.
    And the sex!! Ok I'm speechless yet again.
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  • From ANON - Dragoneyez on July 16, 2004
    Beautiful, sweet, damn sexy and everything else I could ask of a good story. Though I pity the bed on their wedding night...

    But you have to tell us what happened to Fairy-meer. That ****ing son of a ******!!n'tn't just get away! If nothing else, let Pippin dump him in a bar with a certain sign around the neck...
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  • From ANON - Rozzan on July 09, 2004
    Oh Thank God. I can't tell you just how relieved I am to read Ch 19. the Elf restored as he should be. I am still sobbing uncontrolla But But now I am no longer prostrate with grief on the floor eyes unseeing. (Like another reviewer I feel you must have had harrowing personal experience.) I am now bouncing up and down in my chair almost on the edge, sobbing uncontrollably with relief and joy. I cannot begin to tell you what you have done to me with this story. I am so hooked it is beyond beleif, so into it, it's scary. So much investment in your characterisations, your hot sex. This must be the best thing I have ever read. The best romance, the very best interaction between characters and all in the space of a couple of days. The intenseness of the lovers, both Eowyn and Legolas really, really strikes a chord with me!!!! You GOT IT!
    The mix of everday life, hot sex, profound religion, all mixed up together, as indeed it is in our minds is brilliant. And the way you have portrayed it with romance and longing and so much heart rending, human humour just kills me. This is truly a masterpiece.
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