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Reviews for Legolas Finds Love. And Loses a Mitten.

By : PepperDiesel
  • From ANON - aimless on February 09, 2004
    I simply cannot believe the original story was actually posted. Thank you for showing us what an awful piece of dreck this story ed oed out to be. As always you are brilliant at lampooning dreadful fic. I laughed my ass off, great job! Keep up the excellent work and keep the net safe for good fic writers everywhere.
    Peace,
    Amy
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  • From ANON - So Sugary Lime! on May 30, 2003
    Hello, Kira.

    ::grin::

    I have to wait for the author to write more of her shite before I can write more of mine...LOL. I will keep on the lookout for it.

    You are too kind, and I'm glad we could entertain you!

    Love,
    Sugary Lime
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  • From ANON - Kira on May 30, 2003
    LOL, ^_______^ You do it good!
    But... Heey!? Where is the end?
    And where did Lord Elrond take Aragorn? (In the story) And will not Haldir come back with Lord Elrond? Please?
    Please, do an MST with Lord Elrond. But he mustn't run away! Mwuhahaha!!! *khm*
    I'm sure, I will not write AND publicate a Mary-Sue-LotR-fanfiction... See, you did something good to the world :)
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  • From ANON - Brodeur\'s Nipple Licker on May 28, 2003
    Dear Lord... someone teach the girl how to spell... if not for Aragorn pashing Legolas, I'm not sure I could take it... ~wails~

    ~needs hugs..~
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  • From ANON - Captain Evidently on May 28, 2003
    *sniggering at "knickerpainter"* Did you get them all done, hunny? Ya? Fook?

    To Shelley: Go over to FanFiction.Net. I hear none of their stuff is above a PG13 rating so you should be pretty safe. Enjoy!

    mwah!

    Captain Evidently xx
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  • From ANON - knickerpainter on May 28, 2003
    Huuum. I know Leglas isn't gay. But *Legolas*, is the fag of all fags. And that=sexy.

    What's gross, little girl, is your lack of education. Cancel the subscription of Teen Beat to your trailer and try to insult the author in a way that isn't so pathetically hystal. al.
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  • From ANON - Blistergirl on May 27, 2003
    And Legolas sucks also. Aragorn told us so.
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  • From ANON - shelleybeanz on May 27, 2003
    u guyz r so gross. leglas IS NOT gay. you guyz r gay if you think hes gay. that is so nasty! i'm going to tell all my freinds to flame u guys cuz you suck!!!!
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  • From ANON - Axis of Evil on May 27, 2003
    Aw sweet Jesus..
    Legolas: [grabbing mobile and ringing Punctuation Police] Hello? Yes. I’d like to report the gross misuse of punctuation in a Mary Sue. Yes, I’ll hold. [humming along to hold music] Oh, okay. Yes. She’s got her exclamations and questions all buggered up. And she has no idea that periods come at the ends of sentences. Okay. Thanks anyway.

    Aragorn: Are they sending someone out?

    Legolas: No. They’ve got quite a backlog of bad!fic to deal with, so we’re on our own.

    Aragorn: Rats!

    AAAAHHH!!! That is so fooking funny!! *wipes tears of laughter from eyes* When they're done with the backlog can they come over and check out Band of GOld too? If she ever updates, of course. I mean, of coarse...

    A & E xx
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  • From ANON - SugaryLime on May 27, 2003
    I look into my crystal ball and see HalAraGolas Seks in the near future. Yesh.

    ~SL.
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  • From ANON - *look above* on May 27, 2003
    Congrats on being the first to organize the mary sue police. I see myself stealing them for a few calls when I do the next installment of so sadie.
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  • From ANON - gayshaggingskye on May 27, 2003
    If you loved me, you'd arrange for an Aragorn/Legolas/Haldir threeway. I think this fic was made, just for you to MST it.
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  • From ANON - BlisterGirl on May 26, 2003
    Chapter 4 Highlight:

    >Legolas: You know what they say about Elves with big hands. . .
    >Aragorn: Yeah. They’ve got to have their grey fluffy gloves specially ordered.

    I don't think I managed to get the grey fluffy gloves into Cinderelly! Must try harder next time.
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  • From ANON - BlisterGirl on May 26, 2003
    Legolas: Were, but no longer.
    Haldir: Longer than what?
    Legolas: [takes down leggings] Longer than this.
    Haldir: That's quite long.
    Lego Bet Bet you can't fit the whole thing in your-
    Haldir: [surprises Legolas]
    Legolas: OK, I was wrong. . .ohhh. . .

    *sigh* Thankyou for this wonderful moment in MST history.
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  • From ANON - Accident & Emergency on May 26, 2003
    Good I' I'm still in shock over the "quite good" spelling in the first two lines. I think the guys have the right idea. Shag each other senseless, ignore the fic, hope (or hop?) it'll go away. YAY!!!
    Aragorn's back!! :D

    The battle scene: God Almighty. Pretty much, that's it.
    *hands you the biggest bar of choco she can find to make you feel better about sitting through this shite*
    hugs a & e
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