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Reviews for When Muses Attack!

By : Nephthys
  • From ANON - Sandra V on July 02, 2005
    What, send the elf over? *waves exitedly* ME! ME! ME!

    Hon, you have the wrong attitude here - look at things the other way around: For the joy that he brings he is worth all the trouble! *ducks to avoid heavy flying objects coming her way*

    :P
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  • From ANON - Sandra V on June 27, 2005
    ' “Why aren’t you hard?” I demand. Well, he is quite old I guess. '

    And you were worrying about the fact that this chapter might not be funy enough? Silly! :D

    But I got to tell you there are a few of my most treasured possessions I would be prepared to sell at Ebay right now in return for just one of your dreams, lol! Damn, this is the kind of Haldir dream I have been waiting for ever since I started reading that story. :D BTW, I came across a beautiful drawing of Haldir a while ago and I was going to send it to you but I cannot finde the link again, sorry. It wasn't exactly movie Haldir (Craig Parker), but this Haldir was so very much like your story Haldir I am sure you would have loved it nonetheless: Beautiful, proud, with a touch of arrogance, strong, timeless, a little sad and a bit vulnerable. Very nice. :)
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  • From ANON - gingersnap1993 on June 20, 2005
    I gotta say I'm officially hooked. Please, please, please tell us how you're going to reign in his royal spoiledness.!
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  • From ANON - Naira on June 19, 2005
    I like the whole cupcake thingie *ponders* Rumil....How do you like 'donut'?

    -hmpf

    Okay...How about ...apple pie?

    -Nuh uh!

    No? ..Okay... Pastry then?

    -*pouts*

    Oh don't worry you muffin, you

    -Muffin?

    Not good either?

    -Why can't you just keep calling me *whispers very softly* pookie...or even sweetcheeks?

    It does suit you the best....Very well..pookie it is.

    Anyhow, lovely update girl...Don't keep us waiting for a new update all too long ;)
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  • From ANON - Kathy_SFF on June 19, 2005
    This has to be one of the funniest stories I have ever read. I think he should stay with you permanently. Maybe you two can get a sit-com deal. Please keep writing.
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  • From ANON - Sandra V on June 11, 2005
    *checks the corner of the living room*

    Is he STILL sulking over there?!? Well kick him in his "crown jewels" (if you know what I mean) because I am in need of another chapter! :D Male Elves... tss.. drama queens. All of them. :D
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  • From WandererInGray on June 09, 2005
    *laughs* Still love it! Good to see an update.
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  • From ANON - Naira on June 09, 2005
    *hugs Rumil* You are such a sweetheart, you wouldn't be so...so...so

    "annoying?"

    yes, annoying like that brother of yours would you

    "of course not"

    Good...Oh..Right..Lovely update hun and I'm really sorry for you :p
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  • From ANON - Sandra V on June 08, 2005
    *two hours later*

    STILL picture Haldir as a smurf.

    Despair.

    *banging head against wall to get rid of smurf elf*

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?

    *LOL*
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  • From ANON - Sandra V on June 08, 2005
    Oh this made me laugh out loud several times and I am still giggling. I know I probably shouldn't given the fact you are having such a hard time with the horny bastard, but it is still so very, very funny. ;)

    I know have this image in my head of Haldir surfing the net and of this wonderful elf turning a light shade of smurf blue. That just totally cracked me up. :D

    I hape he won't be hanging around in the corner sulking all day. But if he does he really has a point you know: It IS your story now after all and may I say I have been telling you for weeks. *g* It is you who controls him now and his fate is in your hands. So show him what you're made of and grab him by his elven ***, lol! ;)

    P.S.: You may try putting on some Marvin Gaye again. That may lighten him up. Or try some Ray Charles. Just watching the movie, "Ray". Bloody brilliant. Haldir is going to love it. All about a guy who had twelve children in an out of marriage AND he could sing. :D
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  • From ANON - Naira on April 10, 2005
    My my, he's shocking me with his good behaviour :p

    Nice update, give us some more
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  • From ANON - MarzBar on March 27, 2005
    OMG!! You actually resist the fabulous, beautiful, arrogant, wicked and evil Haldir?? WHY?? I hate to be real clinical but there is no danger of STD's or pregnancy from some "hawt" sex with the March Warden so WHY?? This little taradiddle I am reviewing here is nothing but a big tease. I am reading the other story with him tormenting Ulmo's daughter so I hope we are going to get some more good smut there.
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  • From ANON - Naira on March 27, 2005
    Hmm...yes...anyhow :p

    I agree *huggles Legsie* We have to keep the Sweet One save *pets his pretty hair* lol

    I do admit he lays things out to you better than his little brother does to me, but hey, Rumil's adorable :p

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  • From ANON - Naira on March 19, 2005
    Oh I agree with you! He's quite annoying at times it seems, in an adorable kind of way :p
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  • From ANON - Naira on March 16, 2005
    My my...quite the jealous type *goes off to snuggle with Rumil*

    I think...I think you're making him scarier more so than....sexy hahahaha

    I'm sowwy! I couldnt resist :P
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