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Reviews for Cinderella of the BumpNGrind

By : PepperDiesel
  • From ANON - Jora on August 30, 2003
    Sweet baby Jesus. This is the best thing I've ever readmy emy entire life.

    I want to be a gay shagging cat wI grI grow up T-T (T-T is my determined face, by the way... one of these days I'll illustrate it and upload it so I can show people what I'm talking about.)

    I beg of you, keep up the good work... for the fate of mankind rests in your hands. You know... in that, if we don't have a buffer for all this terrible fanfiction that started coming out when a bunch of stupid teeny boppers saw the Lord of the Rings movies (but had never heard of the books prior to that), this world very well may self-destruct in a fit of despair and nausd had hatred. It's true, I asked it.

    I also love how Midnight Rose/whatever-the-fuck-wanktastic-names-she-came-up-with-later wrote such a huge piece of shit and wrote at the bottom as clearly as her prosimian brain could possibly communicate: flames are allowed; and then she got all indignant when people actually flamed her. Or how she tried to pull the guilt-trip-people-into-being-nice-to-me thing. Htly,tly, does she actually think anyone cares?

    I wonder why so many morons think they can write just because they didn't flunk 3rd grade English class. Oh, well... it gives us more to laugh at, right?
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  • From ANON - Bianca on June 03, 2003
    LoL. This is hilarious! Are you going to continue when the author gets a new chapter up?

    And what's with this girl calling herself the "Princess of Darkness"? So a rip off of Ozzy, and a VERY BIG insult to Ozzy fans (*cough* LIKE ME...*cough*). >.< Stupid girl...

    Luv.
    B.
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  • From ANON - Axis of Evil on May 27, 2003
    Wow, you had so little to work with but my, how we laughed! :D
    I'm sure you'll find something else for the girls to do *winks*
    A & E xx
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  • From ANON - Captain Obvious and Horny Bones on May 26, 2003
    WOW! She is the master ..er... Mistress of Dialogue!! ~lmfao~

    You poor thing. ~hugs~

    //"You will do fine milord," replied Kaane, helping Legolas put on his wardrobe. His mother came in and she smiled when she saw her son. ++

    ARWEN: *as Legolas's mother* What are you doing wearing the wardrobe? I thought you came out of the closet years ago. //

    ~crying, too funny~

    The reappearance of the death glare! ~ducks~ Definitely a Memorable MST Moment! ~LOL~


    //ARWEN: See, this is the problem with spellcheckers. Just because everything in those two sentences is a legitimate word, it doesn't mean they're meant to be used that way. //

    ~just.... yeah. ~LOL~

    Brilliant as usual... ;) has now been archived to the site... whee..

    horny accident & evil emergency
    xxx




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  • From ANON - SugaryLime on May 26, 2003
    Oi! Blistergirl!

    Bloody fucking brilliant!

    I think you should send a few positive reviews her way so she keeps up with writing this shite. Pepper & Diesel would be more than pleased to lend their names to the endeavour.

    Cheers then~
    The sugariest lime in Kensington. . . :grin:
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  • From ANON - sky shaggy blister bones on May 26, 2003
    Girly slash! How'd you know I needed my fix?

    Mositurized girly slash! Even better!

    I think we're all going to have to quit our jobs and education plans in order to savor and absorb the wonderfulness of all of these! It could be our career. It may start off slow, but when people see how well Vig's gay shagging photos compliment the calendar, we'll be rich!

    Girly slash!

    Some highlights (although this whole damn thing was equally yummy!):

    .....tolkien.....
    EOWYN: Never heard of him

    EOWYN: (as Legolas) The market place- the perfect place! One shopping trip will fill a grown woman's basket for a week!
    ARWEN: Nice Lembas Commercial (TM).

    ++she gazed at him for a while until his voice ripped his out of her dreaming. ++
    EOWYN: I have no idea what that means but it sounds really painful

    EOWYN: Does this girl usually just go wandering into random cottages?
    ARWEN: Yeah, she's a hooker, remember? Probably door-knocking for extra work.


    Oh lord, gimme more, more more!

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  • From ANON - TGSC on May 25, 2003
    Love this... it's just such a *bad* fic, it totally deserved everything Arwen and Eowyn have thrown at it..! Moooore. ~lol~

    Horny Bones, of the Gay Shagging Cats
    x
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