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Return Of The King Parody	By : Sephanie Category: -Multi-Age > General Views: 921 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Just fixing chapters if anyone cares or even reads these so yeah know don't look for anything new besides a little better gammer maybe! haha just editing MMK?

(We are now back to were we left off with Merry and Gandalf and the Tug a war with Pippin Now is this the War of the ring Or the War of Pippin! Should it be called The Lord Of The Pippin?)

Is the secrat words on the ring.

One Pippin to Rule Them all one Pippin to Find them One Pippin to Bring them all to The Brink Of Insanity IN the Land Of Middle Earth and Bind his Crazy Crew together!And go on the road!As the Pippin Act!

Legolas: I think thats a little long for a ring!

Oh It could fit

Legolas: Yeah if the ring was really Big

But its a Magic Ring!

Legolas: Oh alright I understand!
Gandalf: OH Yes he will

Merry: OH NO He won't!

Pippin: Guys

Merry&Gandalf: STAY OUT OF THIS PIPPIN!

Pippin: *closes his mouth

Merry: But why dose he have to go with you!

Gandalf: I exsplaned this a Million times Merry!

Merry: Exsplan it to me One More time please!

Gandalf: *mutters* I can't believe I am putting up with this! Alright I have to take Pippin to Gondor becuse he looked into the seeing stone and saw a part of the enemys plan thus it will help in Gondor. You can't come because Shadow fax can't bare 3 people so you'll have to stay behind!

Merry: I still don't get it!Why can't I just jog along behind you?

Gandalf: *Thinks cause I can only handle one of you then gets an Idea*Look a Mushroom!

Pippin: Where *gose to run after it*

Gandalf: No not you! Merry

Merry: I don't fall for that!

Gandalf: Um well look a Kitten!

Merry: Were *truns around when he truns back Gandalf had riden away with Pippin* HEY NO Fair

Pippin: So are we there yet?

Gandalf: No we have 3 days to go

Pippin: why is your beard so long it tickles me when i sit here?

Gandalf: Because

Pippin: Because why

Gandalf: because I am old so I have along beard

Pippin: what if you shaved it off

Gandalf: Then I'd have a cold I am old you know face hair keeps me warm.

Pippin: I don't have face hair but I am tosty.

Gandalf: Thats Probably cause your nice and wrapted up in my clock.

Pippin: why is your robe white how do you keep it so clean!

Gandalf: Clorox

Pippin: OH! So have you ever used your stick to polo dance with.

Gandalf: No

Pippin: Not even

Gandalf: No

Pippin: But

Gandalf: No

Pippin: Im hungry

Gandalf: *sighs*

Pippin: Look a SUBWAY!

Gandalf what!

Pippin: you know the place you can eat fresh and lose wait

Gandalf: I think that was missed placed

Pippin: Nah your just out if it, LOOK Mc' Mushroom can we stop can we stop Pleasesssss

Gandalf: NO this is a stright line to Gondor!

Pippin: But I have to go to the Loo!

Gandalf: hold it

Pippin: for 3 days that will make it impossible for me to get aroused and I want to have children someday here you know! I can't hold it that long I am bound to pee on shadowfax and Im sure he wouldn't like that!

Gandalf Fine One Loo Brake make it fast!

Pippin: Alright you can count on me! * shadowfax stops and Pippin suddles into the bushes and pulls his pants down and gose then rushes off back to Edours to give Merry a Note Giving Gandalf time to smoke a good pipe.* Merry here is a Map to how to find me alright *says popping up in Merry's bath water*

Merry: AHHHHHHH how in the what the you but *says speachless*

Pippin: Don't ask you never saw me *was gone*

Merry: *blinks holding the map then opens it*

Dear Merry, If you want to find me in secrat when ever your lonely just say I miss Pippin I miss Pippin I miss Pippin and skip around in cruicles 3 times and you'll see me. Ok Love Pippin.

Merry: That was werid.

Gandalf: What too you SO long!?

Pippin: It was number 3

Gandalf: I shouldn't of asked now come on!

Pippin: Ok.

Frodo and Sam wonder around Mordor and Sam was obessed with brakeing off pices of Ice into the water and Frodo was having fun trying to brake ice with some rocks but they kept bonceing off.

Sam: Hey how did that benceh get there.

Frodo: yeah and that Ice!

Sam: Oh well I have some High-C's in my pacl

Frodo: Sounds good. Switchs to Legolas Aragron and Gimli.

Aragorn: I have another song*clears throat puts in throat spray* Sam Sam Sam I was so grand and I saved Frodo Frodo From the Orcs that stole all of my stuff then we got some costoum costoms of Orc geer it was stinky stinky stinky! But it worked worked now we are wondering around around around! Mordor Mordor with out Gollum which I am so happy about la la la la la Sam I am and I saved Frodo La La L La. Frodo felt like a child at rest in some loven arms!when night fears are driven away!!!!!!!!!!!!

Legolas: Thanks Aragron we get it ON with the Show!

Aragron: Fine then! *switches to Legolas Gimli and Aragron Again!

Legolas: *playing a Triva game* Wear do Hobbits come from?

Gimli: Stroks.

Aragron: Rabbits?

Legolas: *sighs* NO as in what Land

Aragron: I'd say soft land.

Gimli: NO way muddie land

Aragron: Or green grass lands.

Legolas: NO where do Hobbits LIVE!

Aragron: DUH in holes

Legolas: *sighs*

Pippin: Gandalf how come the horse has four legs instead of six

Gandalf: Because he isn't a bug

Pippin: Why not

Gandalf: because he is a horse!

Pippin: but what if he was a bug?

Gandalf: Then we probably wouldn't be ridding him

Shadowfax: *how can this Man Stand this hobbit!?*

Legolas: Rock is to a Dwarf Like a Forest is to?

Gimli: Mud

Aragron: Mushrooms

Pippin: Where!?

Aragron: AHHHHHHHHh where in the!

Gimli: Ye be poppin up everywhere.

Legolas: and you two are stupied!

Gimli: I think someone has a temper.

Legolas: Grrrrrrrrr

Witch King: *click Click click!* mwahahahahaha.

(More to come I am sleeping I mean I am going to sleep now ZzZzZz)
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