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Return Of The King Parody	By : Sephanie Category: -Multi-Age > General Views: 921 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
Disclaimer: I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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Eyown: Just so everyone knows MERRY did not Kill the witch king he stabed him in the calf and I killed him!

Merry: How do you know he wasn't weak in the calf and he was just slow at dieing! you know like Alkies Heal maybe this is the witch Kings Calf!

Eyown: I think stabbing someone in the face would kill them a lot quicker then a stinking stab to the calf!

Merry: Who made you the exspart on how people die quicker besides I saved your life missy so stop shouting!

Eyown: *sighs*

Faramire: *walks Past*

Eyown: *eyes him* were not done Merry! * she says and fallows after Faramrie and they become the perfact match and get Married*

Legolas: Oh yes I got a head of Myself. Anyways us sneakie elves surpised Aragron with Arwen and they were happy and kissed and got married right then and there and Aragron and Arwen were soo happy and Frodo and Sam got to sit in the Kings Chair and everyone bowed to them and sung more songs for them. I got to wear my Prince outfit and Aragron gave me the secrat brother arm shoulder shake

Aragon: Amnoga Legolas!

Legolas: Thanks (Translation Looking good!)

Then everyone got to have cake it wasn't the butter frosteing but the yummie whipped frosting of the elves. butter frosting came from humans but whipped light came from the elves who else would think of something so delishes on a wedding cake.Then after Arwen and Aragrons wedding the next day we had another wedding for Faramrie and Eyown! Oh Yeah and guess what Emore Got to be King of Rhoan since Witch King Killed Theonden which is sad so we had a funarle for him that last 12 days. Then after that it was time to be happy again. The Hobbits stayed for 3 months which was fun and not so fun probably more fun for Pippin then anyone.

Pippin: *Hides behind my door waiting for me to come into my room*

Legoals: *comes into my room*

Pippin: *Pops out with a water gun and squrits koolaid all over me*

Legolas: That dose it this is the 3rd white robe you have turned Pink! I am going to KILL you NOT Hurt you KILL YOU!

Pippin: Yeah I'd like to see you try it!

Legolas: *Picks him up by the neck and starts to strangle him*

Pippin: Man you weren't kidding* air gets cut off*

Merry: *wacks me in the back of the knees with a fire Iorn!*

Legolas: *My knees buckle*

Merry: Thats what you get for trying to kill poor Pippin!

Pippin: Oh thanks Merry!

Merry: *Picks Pippin up under his arm and carries him away!!!*

Legolas: *lays there face down on the ground*

MEANWHILE FRODO&SAM DOING WHAT THEY DO!

Sam: Well finally we got all the fellowship done!

Frodo: Yes and its lovely

*They had made there own secrate mud Garden so know one would mess up there statues whats this Obbession with Mud Frodo and Sam have anyways its kind of weird if you ask me!*

Frodo: Ok lets take a lunch Brake I am hungry after doing Pippin 3 times one would be * he says and washes his hands off in a little pond in there secrat garden. Frodo spreads the blanket out and hands Sam a plate Sam Hands Frodo a cup.They eat happly."

Sam: Well Frodo I think we are intitled now for a nap what do you say?

Frodo: I say that Idea is very good *They both fall asleep in the warm sun which tries the mud on them and when they wake up the look like dirt balls.Yawns and straches"AW This feels much better after a lovely nap lets go see whats for tea." He says Sam gets up there mud sculptuers were still up and they snuck throw the tunnle and out near the Gardens and Frodo peeked out to make sure no one was looking then him and Sam quickly hurry out and shut the secart grass door. They walk casually through the garden never mind it looks like both got in a dirt dust fight.

Gandalf: * sees them his eye twitches some* WHAT you two dirty again for Illuvatars Sake can't you stay clean for at lest 24 hours?!

Frodo: Listen Gandalf thanks for your concern but back of Sam and I have been dirty now in Mordor for 2 weeks alone so I think we are use to it so there" He says not really sure if that all made since but he walked away taking Sam with him.

Gandalf: thats it I am going on a Permint Vaction 4 years from now! * he says and walks off to go where ever Gandalf likes to go*needs to also brake Frodo out of his insane mud man habbits! He walks passed Frodo's room to see small Mud figures on his mantle one was Bill the Poney another was Shadow Fax and one was of Gandalf and another was of Sam and Frodo."AHHH!" He thought and walked by as quickly as he could but stumbled upon Pippin. His eye browl twitched and so did his mushstash.

Pippin: Hello Gandalf what are you doing? *looks up at him all inssocent like*

Gandalf: Just stay away from me don't come near me *Runs and hides some where he had enough of these cute little creatuers and there werid Habbits he desided it was time they went back to the shire cause he couldn't handle it anymore he sat in his clothes in a corner muttering"Little Folk every they are cute and always happy!" over and over he says this and rocks back and forth.

Pippin: Sheesh whats got his ghoat? *he thinks and wonders into Frodo's room seeing the Mud fingers"Oh thats craftie he thought and then barrowed some of Frodo's nickers. Then skipped out of the room.

Arargon and Married Life and Being King!

Aragron: *sits in his throne humming happlie to himself*

Arwen: *Sat next to him happy as well*

Gard: Your Lord I wanted to annonce the arrvile of a pesent of your Kingdome he comes to talk of troubles with you.*He says bowing.*

Aragron: Very well show them in please

Gard: Yes your Lord Ship!

Aragron: Im not ship on your way *Gard gives him a werid look and the pestent comes in he was a thin man looked like a farmer ok he was one*

Farmer: Hail King * he says Bowing*

Aragron: Hail where in my throne room someone fix the leek!(He says covering his head and Arwens)

Arwen: Dear Hail means honner to the King

Aragron: Oh right so what is it that you have come to ask of me?

Faramer: * is still a little shocked at how silly this king is then regans his thought* Yes well My farm it has no life stock it was all destroyed during the wars and I was wondering if you could help me by perhaps giving me one cow one bull one Famle Horse One Male Horse One Chicken One Rooster and a Duck and Malard.

Aragron: Man thats a long list of animals neather are you shy in telling me what you want me to give to you. Did you know that if I did that for you I'd have to do that for everyone! I don't have enough live stalk to give to every Farmer who asked don't you have any money saved up. I think your trying to steal my aniamls OFF with his head!

Farmer: *Gasp!*

Arwen: Dear settle down

Aragron: *laughs* I just always wanted to say that thats all.

Farmer: *sighs in relife* So how about my Farm? * he says smileing*

Aragron: *Thinks* Well my answer is still no because its not fair to the rest of the kingdome. Why don't you just order more from Rhoan its not hard.Plus the life stalk leave isn't very high since the war. We only have 2 chickens 2 cows and 2 horeses and 2 ducks so you see I can't just give you the rest of mine when I only have 2 of everyhing here in the city.Sorry for your miss forcthens and Order More and you'll be alright Next!

Farmer: *thinks drat he heard this guy was dim witted!*Farmer leaves.

Aragron: This is fun!*Claps his hands*

Arwen: Aragron put your boots back on when we are sitting in our thrones

Aragron: But my feet were getting hot in them

Arwen: Aragron do it

Aragron: Yes Arwen *puts his boots back on* I want to Order something Im bored sitting here

Arwen: Well why don't we call off chort and go for a walk?

Aragron: I like your thinking, Gard I'll see No More today Arwen an I are on brake!

Gard: Shows all the rest away even though Aragron only did 1 hehe The Gard which was Pippin put a sign on the door. It was written by Aragron
Dear Kingdome People,

Arwen and I have taken a 24 hour brake we will be back in the throne room tomrrow at 1pm,If you have any questions that can't wait please put them in the mail box next to this letter I'll get to them as soon as I can. You see I am very busy and can't always sit in my throne and listen to all of your wineing everyday so I'll brake it up to at lest one time a day for an hour thats all cause wineing wears on the heart well thats all from me got to Jet!

Love your King Who Has Returned Aragron!

Pippin: *then skips away because he didn't have to be there anymore since the sign would gard the door*

Gandalf finally talked The Hobbits into leaving for The Shire he said he'd only stand or go with them to Rivendell then they were on there stinken own!
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