Two Towers Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
16
Views:
1,038
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Recommended:
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Chapter 12
Merry and Pippin are now playing chest out of a pice of floating wood they found and some rocks as well.
Pippin: This sure is taking forever.
Merry: You got that right!
Gandalf: *leaps over there heads looking for treebreed* (well leaps over them on Shadowfax)
Pippin and Merry didn't even notice.
Merry: You think Gandalf will ever come back?
Pippin: Hard to tell he might desided to leave us here for the next 19 years or something.
Merry: That would get really lonely with out female companionship
Pippin: Since when were you into girls?
Merry: How many times do I have to tell you Girls don't have cotties
Pippin: Are you sure I think I came down with a pretty bad case of them when Sam's sister hugged me! I couldn't get out of bed for weeks.
Merry:Why are you telling me lies?
Pippin: Cause it passes the time.
Merry: I know *flicks Pippin in the knee* Tig!
Pippin: *grins* Tag!*flicks him back*
Merry: Tog!* hits him in the thigh*(They could do this for hours)
So the Urukes or Yurk as I like to call them are comeing with sparklers and flashlights marching tord helms deep then there was some screams the lights went out. Then some Dike Men came to the gate.
Dike MAN #1: Let us in we took the monsters Sparklers! there Mad!
Gate Guy: Why should I
Dike Man #2: Cause if Not your king will have your head!
Gate Guy: Fine whatever *slowly opens the drawl bridge*
Legolas: * great more smelly men to stink up the place and at the moment I was in the middle of a bunch of men.Aragron was helping hand out swords.* Ith gorithlina Mi fi thien Biven thlinti Meill Uck Mlichim Autinie. Orctha dia! Morodor silthened!( There is some kind of strange smell in here. It smells like Dead Orc and Mordor Slime)
Aragron: Well I smell as one of them so keep your mouth shut!* rushes off angry*
Legolas: *rolls eyes* I told Corn chips to take a bath
All the exstras look at me: *LOOKS AT LEGOLAS*
Legolas: Hey its only ture but if you took a bath you'd get dirty and stinky again so lets just forget the bath all together!
Gimli: *stomps on my foot*
Legolas: OUCH you hairy CodFish! *slaps him in the back of the head*
Gimli: Stop insalting all the men
Legolas: Oh sorry *smiles and sotches his way tord Aragron were he was trying to put his vest on but he has it on backwords.Dosen't say anything but hands him his sword* Here you go Im sorry for the stink jokes.
Aragron: Nothing to be sorry about. *takes sword and sheeths it in his sheeth*
Gimli: This Chain mail is really long I could trip over it.
Aragron: Don't worrie I'll take it up for you Im good at that stuff.
Gimli: *mutters* not good at dressing
Aragron: What was that
Gimli: Nothing just talking to myself
Faramir: Alright let them see * unblind floads them and there blinded by the light of the sun coming in through a water fall* Isn't it fantastic small ones this is called the Western Window. were the sun casts prisoms of light on to the wall.Making Rainbow like colors.
Frodo: *rubs his hands in his eyes* I see all kinds of Pretty colors yes.
Sam: Im hungry
Faramri: Exellent after you bath, dinner will be ready my guests slash prisoners * says with an odd happy smile* Servents show them to there chambers and give them a pot to wash in.
Servent: *comes and leads them to there place they'd share a bed and the servent brought a pot litterly a pot*
Frodo: Thanks but we are a little to big for a bot we might need a wash tub would do.
Servent: Oh I see so the pot isn't good enough for you.
Sam: Hey just go get the tub and don't talk to my master like that.
Servent: Fine whatever! *walks away in a huff brings a tub back* There your hines Hobbits enjoy your tub! *walks off to do other things*
Frodo: Humans!* he whispers*
Sam: No doubt Mr Frodo.
Pippin: This sure is taking forever.
Merry: You got that right!
Gandalf: *leaps over there heads looking for treebreed* (well leaps over them on Shadowfax)
Pippin and Merry didn't even notice.
Merry: You think Gandalf will ever come back?
Pippin: Hard to tell he might desided to leave us here for the next 19 years or something.
Merry: That would get really lonely with out female companionship
Pippin: Since when were you into girls?
Merry: How many times do I have to tell you Girls don't have cotties
Pippin: Are you sure I think I came down with a pretty bad case of them when Sam's sister hugged me! I couldn't get out of bed for weeks.
Merry:Why are you telling me lies?
Pippin: Cause it passes the time.
Merry: I know *flicks Pippin in the knee* Tig!
Pippin: *grins* Tag!*flicks him back*
Merry: Tog!* hits him in the thigh*(They could do this for hours)
So the Urukes or Yurk as I like to call them are comeing with sparklers and flashlights marching tord helms deep then there was some screams the lights went out. Then some Dike Men came to the gate.
Dike MAN #1: Let us in we took the monsters Sparklers! there Mad!
Gate Guy: Why should I
Dike Man #2: Cause if Not your king will have your head!
Gate Guy: Fine whatever *slowly opens the drawl bridge*
Legolas: * great more smelly men to stink up the place and at the moment I was in the middle of a bunch of men.Aragron was helping hand out swords.* Ith gorithlina Mi fi thien Biven thlinti Meill Uck Mlichim Autinie. Orctha dia! Morodor silthened!( There is some kind of strange smell in here. It smells like Dead Orc and Mordor Slime)
Aragron: Well I smell as one of them so keep your mouth shut!* rushes off angry*
Legolas: *rolls eyes* I told Corn chips to take a bath
All the exstras look at me: *LOOKS AT LEGOLAS*
Legolas: Hey its only ture but if you took a bath you'd get dirty and stinky again so lets just forget the bath all together!
Gimli: *stomps on my foot*
Legolas: OUCH you hairy CodFish! *slaps him in the back of the head*
Gimli: Stop insalting all the men
Legolas: Oh sorry *smiles and sotches his way tord Aragron were he was trying to put his vest on but he has it on backwords.Dosen't say anything but hands him his sword* Here you go Im sorry for the stink jokes.
Aragron: Nothing to be sorry about. *takes sword and sheeths it in his sheeth*
Gimli: This Chain mail is really long I could trip over it.
Aragron: Don't worrie I'll take it up for you Im good at that stuff.
Gimli: *mutters* not good at dressing
Aragron: What was that
Gimli: Nothing just talking to myself
Faramir: Alright let them see * unblind floads them and there blinded by the light of the sun coming in through a water fall* Isn't it fantastic small ones this is called the Western Window. were the sun casts prisoms of light on to the wall.Making Rainbow like colors.
Frodo: *rubs his hands in his eyes* I see all kinds of Pretty colors yes.
Sam: Im hungry
Faramri: Exellent after you bath, dinner will be ready my guests slash prisoners * says with an odd happy smile* Servents show them to there chambers and give them a pot to wash in.
Servent: *comes and leads them to there place they'd share a bed and the servent brought a pot litterly a pot*
Frodo: Thanks but we are a little to big for a bot we might need a wash tub would do.
Servent: Oh I see so the pot isn't good enough for you.
Sam: Hey just go get the tub and don't talk to my master like that.
Servent: Fine whatever! *walks away in a huff brings a tub back* There your hines Hobbits enjoy your tub! *walks off to do other things*
Frodo: Humans!* he whispers*
Sam: No doubt Mr Frodo.