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Just Short The Hobbit Edition	By : ShadowoftheForgotten Category: +Third Age > General Views: 1643 -:- Recommendations : 0 -:- Currently Reading : 0
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Bilbo knows he isn't the most interesting person in the world; he hardly ever leaves his home much less the small village he lives in. But at night he dreams the most perfect dreams ever. The land he travels is beautiful and while they are coarse and gruff his company is the most entertaining people he had the privilege of knowing. Sure some nights his dreams are more like nightmares, battling fierce creatures, avoiding being crushed by rocks, falling down deep holes, nearly being burned to death and that great final battle but in the whole he loved it. So he sits in his study typing up his marvelous adventures chuckling at some parts. His book would never be published... At least not in The Shire. They wouldn't approve of the same sex relations depicted in it much less the relationship between the two brothers... and boy was that an awkward dream. Giving three young dwarrows 'the talk' because they have over protective family members was nerve wracking!!! He was sure Dori or Thorin would appear out of nowhere to strangle him in attempt to keep the three young dwarrows oblivious. Thankfully neither did but he swears that Nori sent him a thankful look afterwards.
A soft smile comes onto his face as he pulls up the document with all of his party member’s descriptions in it. Thirteen dwarrows and one wizard, plus the elves they met along the way and Bard and Boern of course one mustn't forget about them. Oh how he wished he could draw then he could have illustrations to with his story. Maybe someday he will allow someone to read bits of the story to draw it for him.
He closes his eyes and visualizes them, Gandalf tall and wise with long white hair dressed in gray robes and a pointy blue hat. Dwalin part of his head bald with Khadzul runes inked into his skin, beard brown; a serious dwarf but he could be very sweet his blue eyes lighting with a smile even if his lips never did. Balin, Dwalin's older brother, the only dwarf that didn't tower over him, a cheery disposition and tough negotiator all in one with white hair and beard and kind brown eyes. Fili and Kili... His heart clenches thinking of those two. So young so devious. Fili the older brother with wild golden hair much like a lion and blue eyes so much like his uncle's. Kili so sweet, so unsure of his place because he wasn't the heir and couldn't seem to grow a proper beard with his dark hair, much like his uncle's, and brown eyes. Dori, the eldest of the 'Ri brothers, had a kindly face with blue eyes and white hair, they would sit for hours discussing tea. Nori, the middle 'Ri brother with his odd red star shaped hairdo and ever shifting gray eyes, took time to show him just how to be a burglar ever thankful that Bilbo never judged him. Oh little Ori!! Ori with his light red hair and brown eyes that conveyed his curiosity over everything. Then there is Oin, the healer and very deaf dwarf with gray brown hair and brown eyes, he was a very patient dwarf who constantly tutted over any and all wounds they obtained. Gloin who always waxed poems over his wife's beauty and his son, Bilbo often wondered if Gimli shared his father's hidden poet along with red hair and brown eyes.
Then there was the 'Ur brothers. Bofur the kind toymaker that befriended him first, his brown eyes always sparkled with mischief his short brown hair hidden away by that hat he always wore. Bombur, sweet, shy, nervous Bombur who he would sit for hours talking about recipes who could blush as red as his hair whose gray eyes would dart up to meet yours before darting away. Their cousin Bifur who had an axe head buried in his own, the wild black hair, the beard was more white than black, not hiding it from view and those gray eyes held such tenderness when he was talking to his cousins. Bilbo often wished he was born dwarf so he could understand the ancient Khadzul that Bifur spoke. And finally there is Thorin. His heart breaks as he remembers Thorin. He looked taller than he was because he walked with dignity. Long flowing dark brown hair with gray sprinkled in, those imposing blue eyes that could drill into your soul, the deep and melodious voice. Yes Bilbo could tell you many things about Thorin Oakensheild... if his heart didn't shatter and tears fall from his eyes at the mention of his name.
Not that anyone but himself mentioned any of his dwarrows because that is what they were and are. They are his dear sweet dwarrows. Some days he wished he had the courage to leave The Shire and go on the long journey to Erebor to see if maybe his dwarrows are there. Fanciful thinking but he is a dreamer pure and true. He sighs again and closes out of the document; shutting down his computer he leaves the room. So much is the same as his dreams. He lives in a home called Bag End at the end of Bag Shot Row in the town of The Shire which resided in the county of Hobbiton. His mother was named Belladona Took until she married his father and became Belladona Baggins, his father was named Bungo Baggins and he built Bag End for his mother. He has a lovely Brandybuck cousin named Primula who is married his cousin Drogo Baggins and they have a darling child named Frodo. There is a town called Rivendell and Mirkwood and Erebor there is even a town called Dale! Hell the people of The Shire and other places in Hobbition are mostly called Hobbits, they don’t eat seven meals a day of course, but they are rather short and their feet are rather hairy. There are Elves who can get to be pretty tall and have pointed ears that Hobbits share with them. Dwarrows inhabit the mountains and have great beards... The only races besides Wargs, giant eagles and dragons that thankfully don’t exist are Orcs and Goblins.
And so in his heart Bilbo wishes that his dwarrows and his wizard live out there. That maybe they dreamed the same dreams as him, he doubted it but he hopes. He knows it's selfish to wish that there is a Thorin out there dreaming of him as he often dreams of Thorin however that doesn't stop him from looking out his window and wishing with every fiber of his being to one day hear a knock on his door, for him to open said door and see an almost glaring dwarf or smiling dwarrows or have a whole group of them fall into his home and 'at your service' him. No matter how he wishes he knows the truth, his dreams are just that, dreams. They will never come true. So it is quite the surprise that right before he reaches the door that someone knocks on it. He opens it slowly, no one ever visited him.
"Mister Bilbo?"
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