The Grooming of Aragorn
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-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
17
Views:
2,909
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6
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A baby and a Arwen?
***This chapter is sort of short...but sweet...and it came out unusually fast...so props to me! The all powerful author.. My muses *smiles serenely at muses* have been rather patient..and lenient..Aragorn's nightmare of rape is over...or is it? Lol well whatever..hope you like the new chapter***
"What do you mean she's pregnant?" yelled Elrond furiously. He hadn't lied when he said he'd locked her in her room. The only time he let her out was when she was particularly obnoxious, which was often..but only under the supervision of another elf.
"I mean...she's pregnant, with child, mother to-be, has a bun in her oven-"
"A pizza in the potato pan." Aragorn piped in. Legolas and Elrond stopped to stare at him for a moment, before shaking their heads and turning back to the matter at hand.
"But who told you?" Elrond asked, scratching himself in areas better left unsaid.
"It came from the wicked witch herself. I saw her yesterday, and one look was enough to tell me, my servant's daughter was a midwife you know. She used to tell me everything, ugh....I remember those nightmares." Legolas shuddered.
"But then what should I do?" Elrond whined loudly. Legolas grinned broadly and refrained from looking down at Aragorn who was nibbling at his baby toe.
"That's simple, she's got to marry Halidir."
"Hmmm, that's not such a bad idea. It'll get her off my hands-erm, I mean it'll broaden her horizons, and she'll live far away. FAR FAR away." Elrond said, and then proceeded to dance a little jig. Legolas turned away in disgust, it seemed Elrond had moles in other areas beside his face.
"Then it's settled, I'll see you at the wedding. Come on Aragorn let's go." Aragorn looked up and beamed at Legolas, but then turned his head, and saw Elrond, which caused him to scream in anguish. Legolas dragged a screaming Aragorn out of the room, trying to hush him.
They were at home, and Aragorn's head was placed in Legolas' lap. Legolas stroked Aragorn's hair, and noticed that his hand came away covered with grease.
"Aragorn." Aragorn looked up hesitantly, frightened of the tone of his lover's voice.
"Have you been using the shampoo I gave you?" Legolas said, keeping his voice even.
"Ummm, about that. Errrr..."
"Have you been bathing at all?" Legolas asked suspiciously.
"Well, we've been so busy, and all. I just didn't have time. Ahhhhh!" Aragorn yelled, falling to the floor, as Legolas had pushed him out of his lap.
"Go. Go now, before I stab you with an arrow. And don't forget to use the shampoo."
"BUT WHY?!" Aragorn shrieked unhappily.
"Because."
"Because what?" Aragorn asked sulkily, moping in the corner of the room.
"Because if you do, then maybe....just maybe, I might join you in the shower." Legolas laughed as he saw Aragorn run into the shower, and begin to strip. This was one promise he would keep.
***It seems like it's over...doesn't it? But Arwen isn't pregnant is she? Hmm...who knows? I'll be out with the next chapter sometime tomorrow....well byeeeeeeeee R&R***
"What do you mean she's pregnant?" yelled Elrond furiously. He hadn't lied when he said he'd locked her in her room. The only time he let her out was when she was particularly obnoxious, which was often..but only under the supervision of another elf.
"I mean...she's pregnant, with child, mother to-be, has a bun in her oven-"
"A pizza in the potato pan." Aragorn piped in. Legolas and Elrond stopped to stare at him for a moment, before shaking their heads and turning back to the matter at hand.
"But who told you?" Elrond asked, scratching himself in areas better left unsaid.
"It came from the wicked witch herself. I saw her yesterday, and one look was enough to tell me, my servant's daughter was a midwife you know. She used to tell me everything, ugh....I remember those nightmares." Legolas shuddered.
"But then what should I do?" Elrond whined loudly. Legolas grinned broadly and refrained from looking down at Aragorn who was nibbling at his baby toe.
"That's simple, she's got to marry Halidir."
"Hmmm, that's not such a bad idea. It'll get her off my hands-erm, I mean it'll broaden her horizons, and she'll live far away. FAR FAR away." Elrond said, and then proceeded to dance a little jig. Legolas turned away in disgust, it seemed Elrond had moles in other areas beside his face.
"Then it's settled, I'll see you at the wedding. Come on Aragorn let's go." Aragorn looked up and beamed at Legolas, but then turned his head, and saw Elrond, which caused him to scream in anguish. Legolas dragged a screaming Aragorn out of the room, trying to hush him.
They were at home, and Aragorn's head was placed in Legolas' lap. Legolas stroked Aragorn's hair, and noticed that his hand came away covered with grease.
"Aragorn." Aragorn looked up hesitantly, frightened of the tone of his lover's voice.
"Have you been using the shampoo I gave you?" Legolas said, keeping his voice even.
"Ummm, about that. Errrr..."
"Have you been bathing at all?" Legolas asked suspiciously.
"Well, we've been so busy, and all. I just didn't have time. Ahhhhh!" Aragorn yelled, falling to the floor, as Legolas had pushed him out of his lap.
"Go. Go now, before I stab you with an arrow. And don't forget to use the shampoo."
"BUT WHY?!" Aragorn shrieked unhappily.
"Because."
"Because what?" Aragorn asked sulkily, moping in the corner of the room.
"Because if you do, then maybe....just maybe, I might join you in the shower." Legolas laughed as he saw Aragorn run into the shower, and begin to strip. This was one promise he would keep.
***It seems like it's over...doesn't it? But Arwen isn't pregnant is she? Hmm...who knows? I'll be out with the next chapter sometime tomorrow....well byeeeeeeeee R&R***