Legolas Finds Love. And Loses a Mitten.
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-Multi-Age › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
8
Views:
3,050
Reviews:
23
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Seven
Legolas: [panting and wibbly] Holy Tapdancing Valar!
Aragorn: [smirks] Oh, are they coming to town again?
Legolas: Huh?
Aragorn: Never mind. I'll wait for all the blood to flow back up your brain before I make such deep attempts at humour. . .
Legolas: [sticks tongue out at Aragorn]
Aragorn: Careful, Elf. What say we finish this craptastic story and then go grab a drinkie-poo?
//
"The Great Battle" 7
The elves fired the first arrows and some Orc's came crashing down. They to fired arrows back at the elves but missed them. Finally they came out of the forest with there swords swinging.
//
Legolas: [to the tune of "London Bridge'] All the orcs came crashing down, crashing down, crashing down! All the orcs came crashing down, their swords swinging!
Aragorn: You're not as immortal as you think you are. . .
Legolas: Hmph.
//
Legolas let two arrows fly at great speeds from his bow and killed one Orc. Then an arrow flue past his face, which caused him to jump back. He drew another arrow and shot the Orc that tried shooting him. Legolas used up all his arrows way to fast so he drew his knives.
//
Legolas: Who built the chimney in the middle of the battlefield?
Aragorn: I'm still trying to figure out how the arrow rushing by your face was displacing enough air for the reverberations to push you backward. . .
Legolas: Bloody swot.
Aragorn: Maybe, but which of us is *king*?
Legolas: Hey! I'm a prince. I'll be king someday!
Aragorn: Okay, Harry. . .
//
An Orc flue out at him and Legolas cut its head off and the body fell to the floor with a thud. Legolas looked for Aragorn and saw him fighting. Many Orc body's lay near his side then he saw Marhash who was also doing well but an Orc was coming up from behind him. Legolas jumped over the dead bodies and ran to Marhash as fast as he could and he stabbed the Orc. Marhash jumped at the sight of Legolas.
'Thank you" he called to Legolas and began to fight again.
//
Aragorn: Can we get an English teacher to this girl's house, please?
Legolas: Why's she have to be English?
Aragorn: [rolls eyes] Did I fuck you stupid or what, Legolas?
Legolas: Sure, it's okay when *HIS MAJESTY* makes a dumb joke. . .
Aragorn: I was going to say that Marhash should stop farting orcs. But now it's just stupid.
Legolas: That's the new ribbon campaign: "Wear a green ribbon and help stop orc-farting."
Aragorn: OF is a very serious disorder.
//
Legolas then noticed some Orc's that pushed pasted some elves and got into Lord Elrond house. His first thought was ofoin.oin. He ran after them and threw one of the Orc's into a wall. He stabbed his knives into it and then pulled it out of the dead body. Black blood dripped from his knives and he then turned to find the other one. He then heard the sounds of swords hitting further up the hall. He ran as fast as he could up the stares and when he got there the Orc was beheaded.
//
Aragorn: The Lord Elrond House is a rehabilitation centre for pasted Elves.
Legolas: With OF. [giggles]
Aragorn: Okay, now correct me if I'm wrong, but you stabbed a wall and pulled it out of a dead body?
Legolas: Uh, sure. Fuck if I know what the hell's going on. I'm busy running up the stares. . .
//
"Are you all right?" Legolas said to her.
"I am fine, I can defend myself now go help the other elves for they need your help.
Legolas bolted down the stares and back out side and when he got there he saw an Orc run its sword threw Marhash. Legolas stopped in shock, and then the Orc came falling down for Marhash stabbed him with his sword before he began to fall. Legolas ran over there and cot Marhash before he hit the ground. Then with his last breath he looked at Legolas and said in elvish;
//
Legolas: . . .and back down the stares. . .
Aragorn: How nice of you to put Marhash on a cot after that Orc's sword threw him.
Legolas: Quite.
//
"Take good care of her Legolas" and then he breathed no more
//
Aragorn: Hey! When did Layoin get a Legolas? I want one! Are they inflatable?
Legolas: You could try blowing one and find out.
Aragorn: Cheeky sod.
//
Legolas put his body down and stood up. An Orc went running at him from behind and Legolas swung his knife behind him and killed it. Marhash was now dead. How could he tell Layoin this? Legolas raged with anger and continued to fight.
//
Aragorn: That's a neat trick you've got there, Legs. You can remain standing after having put your body down!
Legolas: Bad-Subject-Verb-Reference-Girl strikes again! Yay!
Aragorn: Sounds like a bit out of "Whose Line. . .?"
/
A/
Almost all were killed and Layoin was defecting any Orc that was near her in the house. Legolas looked up at her balcony hoping to see her there but he could see nothing. Then Aragorn Called to him.
"Legolas watch out"
//
Legolas: "'Legolas, watch out,' Aragorn casually mentioned. "There is an orc about to shoot you.'"
//
Legolas turned and as he did that, two arrows pierced his left shoulder. Legolas Screamed in pain as he fell to the ground clutching his left shoulder. The world around him started to spin and he could hardly breath. He propped himself against a wall and laid there. His chest went up and down as he struggled to breath. His eyes got heavy and the spinning stopped and then everything went dark.
//
Legolas: See, now if you'd spoken a little louder, I would have heard you in time to duck. Bastard.
Aragorn: Oh, stop your whinging and breath.
Legolas: I can't! My eyes are too heavy!
Aragorn: Ah, well. Some things just can't be helped. Let's get that drink now.
Legolas: Some mate you are. You just want to get me liquored up so you can have your way with me.
Aragorn: Don't have to get you liquored up for that, love. [nod to Tricia over at Lure of the Ring RPS]
Aragorn: [smirks] Oh, are they coming to town again?
Legolas: Huh?
Aragorn: Never mind. I'll wait for all the blood to flow back up your brain before I make such deep attempts at humour. . .
Legolas: [sticks tongue out at Aragorn]
Aragorn: Careful, Elf. What say we finish this craptastic story and then go grab a drinkie-poo?
//
"The Great Battle" 7
The elves fired the first arrows and some Orc's came crashing down. They to fired arrows back at the elves but missed them. Finally they came out of the forest with there swords swinging.
//
Legolas: [to the tune of "London Bridge'] All the orcs came crashing down, crashing down, crashing down! All the orcs came crashing down, their swords swinging!
Aragorn: You're not as immortal as you think you are. . .
Legolas: Hmph.
//
Legolas let two arrows fly at great speeds from his bow and killed one Orc. Then an arrow flue past his face, which caused him to jump back. He drew another arrow and shot the Orc that tried shooting him. Legolas used up all his arrows way to fast so he drew his knives.
//
Legolas: Who built the chimney in the middle of the battlefield?
Aragorn: I'm still trying to figure out how the arrow rushing by your face was displacing enough air for the reverberations to push you backward. . .
Legolas: Bloody swot.
Aragorn: Maybe, but which of us is *king*?
Legolas: Hey! I'm a prince. I'll be king someday!
Aragorn: Okay, Harry. . .
//
An Orc flue out at him and Legolas cut its head off and the body fell to the floor with a thud. Legolas looked for Aragorn and saw him fighting. Many Orc body's lay near his side then he saw Marhash who was also doing well but an Orc was coming up from behind him. Legolas jumped over the dead bodies and ran to Marhash as fast as he could and he stabbed the Orc. Marhash jumped at the sight of Legolas.
'Thank you" he called to Legolas and began to fight again.
//
Aragorn: Can we get an English teacher to this girl's house, please?
Legolas: Why's she have to be English?
Aragorn: [rolls eyes] Did I fuck you stupid or what, Legolas?
Legolas: Sure, it's okay when *HIS MAJESTY* makes a dumb joke. . .
Aragorn: I was going to say that Marhash should stop farting orcs. But now it's just stupid.
Legolas: That's the new ribbon campaign: "Wear a green ribbon and help stop orc-farting."
Aragorn: OF is a very serious disorder.
//
Legolas then noticed some Orc's that pushed pasted some elves and got into Lord Elrond house. His first thought was ofoin.oin. He ran after them and threw one of the Orc's into a wall. He stabbed his knives into it and then pulled it out of the dead body. Black blood dripped from his knives and he then turned to find the other one. He then heard the sounds of swords hitting further up the hall. He ran as fast as he could up the stares and when he got there the Orc was beheaded.
//
Aragorn: The Lord Elrond House is a rehabilitation centre for pasted Elves.
Legolas: With OF. [giggles]
Aragorn: Okay, now correct me if I'm wrong, but you stabbed a wall and pulled it out of a dead body?
Legolas: Uh, sure. Fuck if I know what the hell's going on. I'm busy running up the stares. . .
//
"Are you all right?" Legolas said to her.
"I am fine, I can defend myself now go help the other elves for they need your help.
Legolas bolted down the stares and back out side and when he got there he saw an Orc run its sword threw Marhash. Legolas stopped in shock, and then the Orc came falling down for Marhash stabbed him with his sword before he began to fall. Legolas ran over there and cot Marhash before he hit the ground. Then with his last breath he looked at Legolas and said in elvish;
//
Legolas: . . .and back down the stares. . .
Aragorn: How nice of you to put Marhash on a cot after that Orc's sword threw him.
Legolas: Quite.
//
"Take good care of her Legolas" and then he breathed no more
//
Aragorn: Hey! When did Layoin get a Legolas? I want one! Are they inflatable?
Legolas: You could try blowing one and find out.
Aragorn: Cheeky sod.
//
Legolas put his body down and stood up. An Orc went running at him from behind and Legolas swung his knife behind him and killed it. Marhash was now dead. How could he tell Layoin this? Legolas raged with anger and continued to fight.
//
Aragorn: That's a neat trick you've got there, Legs. You can remain standing after having put your body down!
Legolas: Bad-Subject-Verb-Reference-Girl strikes again! Yay!
Aragorn: Sounds like a bit out of "Whose Line. . .?"
/
A/
Almost all were killed and Layoin was defecting any Orc that was near her in the house. Legolas looked up at her balcony hoping to see her there but he could see nothing. Then Aragorn Called to him.
"Legolas watch out"
//
Legolas: "'Legolas, watch out,' Aragorn casually mentioned. "There is an orc about to shoot you.'"
//
Legolas turned and as he did that, two arrows pierced his left shoulder. Legolas Screamed in pain as he fell to the ground clutching his left shoulder. The world around him started to spin and he could hardly breath. He propped himself against a wall and laid there. His chest went up and down as he struggled to breath. His eyes got heavy and the spinning stopped and then everything went dark.
//
Legolas: See, now if you'd spoken a little louder, I would have heard you in time to duck. Bastard.
Aragorn: Oh, stop your whinging and breath.
Legolas: I can't! My eyes are too heavy!
Aragorn: Ah, well. Some things just can't be helped. Let's get that drink now.
Legolas: Some mate you are. You just want to get me liquored up so you can have your way with me.
Aragorn: Don't have to get you liquored up for that, love. [nod to Tricia over at Lure of the Ring RPS]