Two Towers Parody
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Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
16
Views:
1,033
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Chapter 8
Aragron: ( so after tramping through the forest and freaking Gimli out for my amusement while we happly fallowed Gandalf to the other end of Fangorn and into Rhoan where we would help with the weaklings in Rhoan going to see a Mortal king this shall be a new exprince for me anyways.Aragron was being stupied and tried to step of Gandalfs heald, He ended up out of the forest before the rest of us as Gandalf had tossed him) You guys are NO Fun!( he crys as Gandalf chucks him out of the forest)
Gandalf: And you have a very slow wit! (he says and comes out of the forest with Gimli and I Aragron lay in a pile on the planes.)
Legolas: *chuckles* good through Mitherander.
Gandalf: Thank you.
Gimli: Are we walking all the way to edorus won't that take us 15 years on foot?
Gandalf: Yes my good Dwarf that is why I have my swift friend Shadowfax to help me lord of all horses!
Gimli: Really where is he? * looks around Aragron gets up and brushes himself off.*
Gandalf: Oh right I have to call him. (lets out a pretty musical whistle that echoes through out the lands and here comes a beauitful white Stallion!)
Legolas: What a Beauty!
Gandalf: Aye and he is the Lord of all horses and he only lets me ride him.* says in a braging tone and leaps on the hores*
Legolas: Wow big deal * says getting on the back of mine and Gimli's horse.*
Gandalf: It is too a big deal your just jeloues, now on word to Edorus the Golden Hall of the King!
Aragron: I like riding horses! I think Arwen is really hot!
Legolas: I think the sun is getting to your head.
Aragron: It is not sorry I mean Arwen is most fair like the even star.
Legolas: She is the evenstar.
Aragron: Will you get off my case sheesh!(wasn't looking where he was going and wackes his face into a low branch)
Legolas and Gimli: ( the both of us laugh)
Gandalf: Come On YOU Shmoes! I am not kidding or I'll leave you to be eatting by trees!
Legolas: *gets my horse running and fallows after Gandalf and Aragron was a little far behind so we travled for 3 days and we got to a hill that was 5 hours away from Edorus but I could see it standing on the hill it was morining we took a moment to gaze upon the plains and let the horses rest*
Aragron: My People My People you rock like a lock you talk like your fought and lets dance tell we drop come on brothers and sisters can I get a ouch ouch ouch!
Gandalf: *ingores Aragrons weridness* Legolas can you tell me what you see over there? (points to eduros)
Legolas: (looks acrossed the plains shading my eyes) Well I see men garding the lower gates I think there gambling with dic and a large gate around the whole city. The whole place looks dreary and its really windy.The wind blows up girls skirts and they have to hold them down or else everyone will get a view of you know what. I am too proper to say.There is many little house with straw and up father is a Golden Hall that shines in the sun and its pretty but the roof is ugly and I see too Gards whereing Golden helmits and wearing yellow clocks and silver armor. It looks like one of them is picking his nose. Everyone in the palace is still a sleep but someone sneaking a snack in the kitchen.Then there is some horse far back in the stables they are being feed brakefast right now I believe oats and fresh hey."
Gandalf: Well thank you indeed now care full what you say around these folk they are bit touchy to strangers.
Aragron: you can count on me!
Gimli: I think you made up some of that stuff.
Legolas: *elbows Gimli off the back of the Horse*
Gimli: Let me back on! *says cashing the reend of the horse around in curicles*
Legolas: Well I am insulted that you'd think I'd tell falsehoods so you can walk the rest of the way!
Gimli: listen Im sorry alright really I am.
Legolas: Not as Sorry as you'll be 5 hours from now.
Gandalf: Come on lets ride on!
Aragron: YEEE HA!!! *he rares up on the hind legs of the horse and falls off.*
Gandalf: Your a Shmoe you know that Aragron and Legolas let the poor dwarf on your horse Sheesh you 3 act no better then children!* he says and rides off and we fallow him.*
Legolas: See I told you two.
Gimli: He was talking to you as well smarty!
So we got to the Golden City and we had to leave our whepons at the door before we got to go in I was really exsited I never seen a Human king before so I was willing to ablidge I gave my two long handle knifes all my arrows my Lorin bow my boot knife and the little knife I kept in my belt. Aragron took a lot long to convince that the sword would be just fine with out him. Gimli was stuborn but Gandalf wacks them all upside the head and there fine.
Gard dued: your staff sr.
Gandalf: But this is my walking stick how could you be so curle as to take away my only suport you like picking on older people for sport or something?!
Gard Dued: No I am sorry I am sorry here come on in! * he opens the door there was nothing worse then up setting old people ecspashly if there really wizords*
Legolas: * I was all happy and excited tell I saw there king I was a little disapointed!* HOW Rude how could you treat your king like this were I come from kings get baths Changes of clothes and there nails trimed your king looks like a very very very very very very OLD treebreed though I never saw treebreed anyways golly and get the man some skin care he looks like a white lepored! (the slimi black person that was on his side was kind of speacheeles and so was half the room though people gave me dark looks)
Gandalf: you remember how I told you to be carefull of what you said?
Legolas: Yes?
Gandalf: This would be one of those times you git!" *he baps me in the head*
Legolas: Ouch you hit hard for an old guy
Gandalf: *then goes over to Theoden the wrinkling purn with hair and eyes* I now command you to leave!
Theoden: mwahahahaha you have no power here stinking Gray Wizord go away your not wanted here you werido!
Gandalf: The curities of your halls have lessed somewhat of late Now I relife to you my ture self! * throws his clock back*
Theoden: *crys covering his eyes thinking he was going flash him instead he is blinded by a holy white light."Great refried beans and tarter sacues!" he crys." Thats away to give a man a heart attack!"
Aragron: No kidding * whispers to Eywon who was druling over Aragron who was 20 years older then her*
Eywon: Whats your name? * she unders leaning on his sholder*
Legolas: *rolls eyes, fool how could she fall for the stinky one? Oh well I fouced my attiontion back to what Gandalf was doing and Thedoen had suddenly gotten a lot less pruney!* Wow talk about exstream Makeover!
Again everyone looks at me.
Legolas: What its ture I bet everyone could have 1 million years taken off them if there human!
Gimli: Legolas Gandalf told me if you don't shut up he'll behead you.
Legolas: I am so scared! *rolls eyes*
Anyways lots of boring things after this happen exsapted for the part Aragron went really mental I mean really really mental and stoped the king from killing the Grima nasty dued who be trayed Theoden almost to death and caused Theoden's Son to be killed.
Thedoen: Die you stinking Pile of rottien soggie mashen green beans! * he says going to hack Grima to bits with his sword*
Aragron: No my Lord you have killed enough cause of him let him go.
Legolas: * what a nut!*( but Theoden listened and everyone bowed to him but me and Eyown and Gandalf)
Gandalf: And you have a very slow wit! (he says and comes out of the forest with Gimli and I Aragron lay in a pile on the planes.)
Legolas: *chuckles* good through Mitherander.
Gandalf: Thank you.
Gimli: Are we walking all the way to edorus won't that take us 15 years on foot?
Gandalf: Yes my good Dwarf that is why I have my swift friend Shadowfax to help me lord of all horses!
Gimli: Really where is he? * looks around Aragron gets up and brushes himself off.*
Gandalf: Oh right I have to call him. (lets out a pretty musical whistle that echoes through out the lands and here comes a beauitful white Stallion!)
Legolas: What a Beauty!
Gandalf: Aye and he is the Lord of all horses and he only lets me ride him.* says in a braging tone and leaps on the hores*
Legolas: Wow big deal * says getting on the back of mine and Gimli's horse.*
Gandalf: It is too a big deal your just jeloues, now on word to Edorus the Golden Hall of the King!
Aragron: I like riding horses! I think Arwen is really hot!
Legolas: I think the sun is getting to your head.
Aragron: It is not sorry I mean Arwen is most fair like the even star.
Legolas: She is the evenstar.
Aragron: Will you get off my case sheesh!(wasn't looking where he was going and wackes his face into a low branch)
Legolas and Gimli: ( the both of us laugh)
Gandalf: Come On YOU Shmoes! I am not kidding or I'll leave you to be eatting by trees!
Legolas: *gets my horse running and fallows after Gandalf and Aragron was a little far behind so we travled for 3 days and we got to a hill that was 5 hours away from Edorus but I could see it standing on the hill it was morining we took a moment to gaze upon the plains and let the horses rest*
Aragron: My People My People you rock like a lock you talk like your fought and lets dance tell we drop come on brothers and sisters can I get a ouch ouch ouch!
Gandalf: *ingores Aragrons weridness* Legolas can you tell me what you see over there? (points to eduros)
Legolas: (looks acrossed the plains shading my eyes) Well I see men garding the lower gates I think there gambling with dic and a large gate around the whole city. The whole place looks dreary and its really windy.The wind blows up girls skirts and they have to hold them down or else everyone will get a view of you know what. I am too proper to say.There is many little house with straw and up father is a Golden Hall that shines in the sun and its pretty but the roof is ugly and I see too Gards whereing Golden helmits and wearing yellow clocks and silver armor. It looks like one of them is picking his nose. Everyone in the palace is still a sleep but someone sneaking a snack in the kitchen.Then there is some horse far back in the stables they are being feed brakefast right now I believe oats and fresh hey."
Gandalf: Well thank you indeed now care full what you say around these folk they are bit touchy to strangers.
Aragron: you can count on me!
Gimli: I think you made up some of that stuff.
Legolas: *elbows Gimli off the back of the Horse*
Gimli: Let me back on! *says cashing the reend of the horse around in curicles*
Legolas: Well I am insulted that you'd think I'd tell falsehoods so you can walk the rest of the way!
Gimli: listen Im sorry alright really I am.
Legolas: Not as Sorry as you'll be 5 hours from now.
Gandalf: Come on lets ride on!
Aragron: YEEE HA!!! *he rares up on the hind legs of the horse and falls off.*
Gandalf: Your a Shmoe you know that Aragron and Legolas let the poor dwarf on your horse Sheesh you 3 act no better then children!* he says and rides off and we fallow him.*
Legolas: See I told you two.
Gimli: He was talking to you as well smarty!
So we got to the Golden City and we had to leave our whepons at the door before we got to go in I was really exsited I never seen a Human king before so I was willing to ablidge I gave my two long handle knifes all my arrows my Lorin bow my boot knife and the little knife I kept in my belt. Aragron took a lot long to convince that the sword would be just fine with out him. Gimli was stuborn but Gandalf wacks them all upside the head and there fine.
Gard dued: your staff sr.
Gandalf: But this is my walking stick how could you be so curle as to take away my only suport you like picking on older people for sport or something?!
Gard Dued: No I am sorry I am sorry here come on in! * he opens the door there was nothing worse then up setting old people ecspashly if there really wizords*
Legolas: * I was all happy and excited tell I saw there king I was a little disapointed!* HOW Rude how could you treat your king like this were I come from kings get baths Changes of clothes and there nails trimed your king looks like a very very very very very very OLD treebreed though I never saw treebreed anyways golly and get the man some skin care he looks like a white lepored! (the slimi black person that was on his side was kind of speacheeles and so was half the room though people gave me dark looks)
Gandalf: you remember how I told you to be carefull of what you said?
Legolas: Yes?
Gandalf: This would be one of those times you git!" *he baps me in the head*
Legolas: Ouch you hit hard for an old guy
Gandalf: *then goes over to Theoden the wrinkling purn with hair and eyes* I now command you to leave!
Theoden: mwahahahaha you have no power here stinking Gray Wizord go away your not wanted here you werido!
Gandalf: The curities of your halls have lessed somewhat of late Now I relife to you my ture self! * throws his clock back*
Theoden: *crys covering his eyes thinking he was going flash him instead he is blinded by a holy white light."Great refried beans and tarter sacues!" he crys." Thats away to give a man a heart attack!"
Aragron: No kidding * whispers to Eywon who was druling over Aragron who was 20 years older then her*
Eywon: Whats your name? * she unders leaning on his sholder*
Legolas: *rolls eyes, fool how could she fall for the stinky one? Oh well I fouced my attiontion back to what Gandalf was doing and Thedoen had suddenly gotten a lot less pruney!* Wow talk about exstream Makeover!
Again everyone looks at me.
Legolas: What its ture I bet everyone could have 1 million years taken off them if there human!
Gimli: Legolas Gandalf told me if you don't shut up he'll behead you.
Legolas: I am so scared! *rolls eyes*
Anyways lots of boring things after this happen exsapted for the part Aragron went really mental I mean really really mental and stoped the king from killing the Grima nasty dued who be trayed Theoden almost to death and caused Theoden's Son to be killed.
Thedoen: Die you stinking Pile of rottien soggie mashen green beans! * he says going to hack Grima to bits with his sword*
Aragron: No my Lord you have killed enough cause of him let him go.
Legolas: * what a nut!*( but Theoden listened and everyone bowed to him but me and Eyown and Gandalf)