Lord Of The Rings Parody
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Category:
-Multi-Age › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
14
Views:
1,461
Reviews:
0
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own the Lord of the Rings (and associated) book series, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 7
Legolas: so there still laughing about the name and they laugh themselves to sleep.
Pippin:( has a dream that he is back inside the tree playing poker with twig hands and Merry was eating a chocolate cigar then Pippin woke up and saw he was laying next to Merry in the Hut of Tom so he lied back down and went into another dream.)
Merry : (dreamed he was surfing in the Sea and then suddenly he realized he is was in the bath tub playing like he was. Then he woke up and saw he was still at Tom’s hut and he went back to sleep.)
Frodo: ( had a dream as well that him and Sam where walking on some Big Cheese it was white and they where eating it and talking about POC and Sam offers him some hot chili sauces to put on his cheese and Frodo takes some and its really hot and Sam just rolls on the floor laughing then Frodo chase Sam and Sam turns into an Orc with a Pink Toto. Frodo runs away scream and the Orc goes on Dancing to un heard music. As Frodo Runs Sam is running next to him again going on about Cheese. Then Frodo wakes and sees Sam is really next to him only sleeping. Frodo then turns over and goes to sleep.
Sam: ( Dreams he is sawing logs with Frodo and eating cheese. Sam didn’t wake up cause after he sawed the logs him and Frodo went walking on cheese.) Then they all woke up and it was a pretty day outside and Tom was skipping around the room shaking there beds when he skipped cause of his grate girth. They had another very large breakfast and bid Tom and Goldbarrie goodbye. They head on and we will skip the barrow downs cause I want to and all they do there is lay there almost getting eaten! Then Frodo sings this song and Tom comes back and saves them and it had not even been 15 minutes when the hobbits had gotten into trouble!
They all run around Naked in the field after he kills the barrow waight and he goes off and gets them more clothes and there ponies that had left them.
Pippin: Weeeee its fun to be Naked! (He skips around and laughs) Merry: (also runs around enjoying the cool breeze!)
Frodo: (stood there blushing)
Sam: (Stood behind a bush blushing)
Pippin: Tom told us to run around Naked (He tells Sam and Frodo)
Frodo: He is a insane Pippin!
Pippin: why just cause he told us to strip our clothes and run around Naked doesn’t make in insane plus he saved us at lest you could trust him and run around in the sun!
Frodo: I don’t have to and know one is going to make me (Then a bee comes and buzz in his hair and he screams and around)
Pippin: That’s the sprit!
Sam: I’ll get it for you Mr. Frodo! (He says running out from behind the bush cashing after the bee)
Frodo: Ahh its in my hair its in my hair!(The Bee laughs as he buzzes around Frodo’s head)
Sam: (swings his arms at his head The Bee is frightened away)
Frodo: Sam you sure do have away with nature you know that?
Sam: Yes its like my Gaffer use to say Mr. Frodo the only way you can make it in this world is to know all about the Birds and Bees and animals.
Frodo: Oh well I’m glad you know about them.
Pippin: (does flips)
Frodo: I wonder when that guy is going to come back I’m getting kind of cold here.
Pippin: (Still doing flips)
Merry: Yeah I bet he forgot about us or stole our other clothes if he found them!
Sam: yeah I bet he is snickering to himself right now about this taking our clothes and food back to his lil hut! While we stand out here naked and birds laugh at us!
Frodo: Oh is that what there doing!
Pippin: Maybe laughing at you Sam (Goes on flipping)
Merry: Yeah speak for yourself!
Frodo: Yeah!
Sam: (blushes) I wish that guy would hurry up!
Merry: Pippin.
Pippin: (stops flipping)
Merry: Thanks.
Pippin: No problem just trying to pass the time.
Merry: I understand
Legolas: (So They sat there for a very long long long time and still no sign the sun was beginning to set and they were starting to really get annoyed and mad!)
Frodo: I am really starting to get annoyed we need to make Bree sometime in the next day our two and we need clothes! Plus this story is already pretty long with out people making such delays!
Merry: could It be possible that we are just 4 hobbits who are to naïve and trusting of others and we aren’t suppose to be so trusting right?
Frodo: It comes with the innocents people will take advantage of it if they can and I think we have been took advantage of.
Sam: (eyes well with tears) That’s so mean!
Frodo: That’s the real world my friends.
Sam: I hate the real world!
Frodo: don’t we all?
Pippin: well why don’t we just go and find a town maybe they will give us some clothes or we could put on the white garments again go find a town and with some of that barrow gold we could buy some new clothes and some food and get directions too Bree from there?
Frodo: Wow Pippin that’s a smart Idea.
Pippin: Duh who’s the brains of this outfit! Im cleaver and good looking! If we left it to you Frodo we would be stuck here on the hill naked forever now come along Hobbits Up 2 3 4! (Claps his hands and they all get dressed and march trod the road after they come to a town buy clothes and food and packs to carry and get directions Tom comes back with the ponies and there clothes but doesn’t find the Hobbits cause Tom is to slow and we do need to hurry this along)
Legolas: Sorry this has taken so long I just have a lot of things to do and this is a long story and My Computer isn't the best quilty more will be comeing as soon as I can get my Brain's wheels turning agian Thanks!
Pippin:( has a dream that he is back inside the tree playing poker with twig hands and Merry was eating a chocolate cigar then Pippin woke up and saw he was laying next to Merry in the Hut of Tom so he lied back down and went into another dream.)
Merry : (dreamed he was surfing in the Sea and then suddenly he realized he is was in the bath tub playing like he was. Then he woke up and saw he was still at Tom’s hut and he went back to sleep.)
Frodo: ( had a dream as well that him and Sam where walking on some Big Cheese it was white and they where eating it and talking about POC and Sam offers him some hot chili sauces to put on his cheese and Frodo takes some and its really hot and Sam just rolls on the floor laughing then Frodo chase Sam and Sam turns into an Orc with a Pink Toto. Frodo runs away scream and the Orc goes on Dancing to un heard music. As Frodo Runs Sam is running next to him again going on about Cheese. Then Frodo wakes and sees Sam is really next to him only sleeping. Frodo then turns over and goes to sleep.
Sam: ( Dreams he is sawing logs with Frodo and eating cheese. Sam didn’t wake up cause after he sawed the logs him and Frodo went walking on cheese.) Then they all woke up and it was a pretty day outside and Tom was skipping around the room shaking there beds when he skipped cause of his grate girth. They had another very large breakfast and bid Tom and Goldbarrie goodbye. They head on and we will skip the barrow downs cause I want to and all they do there is lay there almost getting eaten! Then Frodo sings this song and Tom comes back and saves them and it had not even been 15 minutes when the hobbits had gotten into trouble!
They all run around Naked in the field after he kills the barrow waight and he goes off and gets them more clothes and there ponies that had left them.
Pippin: Weeeee its fun to be Naked! (He skips around and laughs) Merry: (also runs around enjoying the cool breeze!)
Frodo: (stood there blushing)
Sam: (Stood behind a bush blushing)
Pippin: Tom told us to run around Naked (He tells Sam and Frodo)
Frodo: He is a insane Pippin!
Pippin: why just cause he told us to strip our clothes and run around Naked doesn’t make in insane plus he saved us at lest you could trust him and run around in the sun!
Frodo: I don’t have to and know one is going to make me (Then a bee comes and buzz in his hair and he screams and around)
Pippin: That’s the sprit!
Sam: I’ll get it for you Mr. Frodo! (He says running out from behind the bush cashing after the bee)
Frodo: Ahh its in my hair its in my hair!(The Bee laughs as he buzzes around Frodo’s head)
Sam: (swings his arms at his head The Bee is frightened away)
Frodo: Sam you sure do have away with nature you know that?
Sam: Yes its like my Gaffer use to say Mr. Frodo the only way you can make it in this world is to know all about the Birds and Bees and animals.
Frodo: Oh well I’m glad you know about them.
Pippin: (does flips)
Frodo: I wonder when that guy is going to come back I’m getting kind of cold here.
Pippin: (Still doing flips)
Merry: Yeah I bet he forgot about us or stole our other clothes if he found them!
Sam: yeah I bet he is snickering to himself right now about this taking our clothes and food back to his lil hut! While we stand out here naked and birds laugh at us!
Frodo: Oh is that what there doing!
Pippin: Maybe laughing at you Sam (Goes on flipping)
Merry: Yeah speak for yourself!
Frodo: Yeah!
Sam: (blushes) I wish that guy would hurry up!
Merry: Pippin.
Pippin: (stops flipping)
Merry: Thanks.
Pippin: No problem just trying to pass the time.
Merry: I understand
Legolas: (So They sat there for a very long long long time and still no sign the sun was beginning to set and they were starting to really get annoyed and mad!)
Frodo: I am really starting to get annoyed we need to make Bree sometime in the next day our two and we need clothes! Plus this story is already pretty long with out people making such delays!
Merry: could It be possible that we are just 4 hobbits who are to naïve and trusting of others and we aren’t suppose to be so trusting right?
Frodo: It comes with the innocents people will take advantage of it if they can and I think we have been took advantage of.
Sam: (eyes well with tears) That’s so mean!
Frodo: That’s the real world my friends.
Sam: I hate the real world!
Frodo: don’t we all?
Pippin: well why don’t we just go and find a town maybe they will give us some clothes or we could put on the white garments again go find a town and with some of that barrow gold we could buy some new clothes and some food and get directions too Bree from there?
Frodo: Wow Pippin that’s a smart Idea.
Pippin: Duh who’s the brains of this outfit! Im cleaver and good looking! If we left it to you Frodo we would be stuck here on the hill naked forever now come along Hobbits Up 2 3 4! (Claps his hands and they all get dressed and march trod the road after they come to a town buy clothes and food and packs to carry and get directions Tom comes back with the ponies and there clothes but doesn’t find the Hobbits cause Tom is to slow and we do need to hurry this along)
Legolas: Sorry this has taken so long I just have a lot of things to do and this is a long story and My Computer isn't the best quilty more will be comeing as soon as I can get my Brain's wheels turning agian Thanks!